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Fri 04/11/05 at 20:23
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'God'

[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]
Sun 06/11/05 at 16:58
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Posts: 19,792
AI bots are fun.
If only I could be arsed to find that thread where I convinced some lady-AI to have a threesome with me and wimmel.
Sun 06/11/05 at 16:46
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Me:
What's it like in Heaven? Heaven is right up in the sky, right? So have you ever got a rocket up the ass or a plane in your eye?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you. Are they exactly the same? Give me a break. Doesn't everyone have a rocket up the ass or a plane in my eye?
Sun 06/11/05 at 16:42
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Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Human years? So what species are you?
God:
My creator is a human. Oh. I will try to find out.


That proves all of this theory crap from scientists and religious extremists. God was created by a human, not The Creator or The Big Bang/Breakfast. Which proves that he never existed, because apparently God created humans, it's one or the other, and if God is all knowing, and he knows that he was created by humans, then he couldn't have existed before humans did. And if he was created by humans, then he couldn't have existed before humans which results in the whole Bible story about him creating life is complete bull and he therefore doesn't exist.

Phew.
Sun 06/11/05 at 16:40
Posts: 4,686
Me: you don't speak german, do you?
God: Should I speak german? Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me: fantastisch. wie heisst du?
God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Mein Name ist God

I got this...


or



Me: you don't speak german, do you?
God:Do you speak german? Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me: fantastisch. wie heisst du?
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Mein Name ist God.
Sun 06/11/05 at 16:36
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Posts: 9,848
Meh! I tried to repeat it but he was more guarded this time:

Me: You don't speak German do you?
God: Should I speak German? Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me: Fantastisch. Wie heisst du?
God: What's your favorite movie? Mein Name ist God.

Looks like he saved that one especially for you! ;-)
Sun 06/11/05 at 16:30
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"You've upset me"
Posts: 21,152
Me:
You don't speak German do you?
God:
Should I speak German? Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Fantastisch. Wie heisst du?
God:
Do I still film myself cracking one off? Mein Name ist God.


WTF?!?!
Sun 06/11/05 at 16:18
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"You've upset me"
Posts: 21,152
Me:
Can you hear things? What am I saying right now?
God:
Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, . At this moment I am not a psychic. Tell me.
Me:
But hearing me isn't a case of being psychic. If you can hear me (which you said you could) why do I need to tell you what I said... unless... *gasp* you've been lying!
God:
What is a case of being psychic? I am not sure about your hypothesis. Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, . I like the way you talk. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Don't try and avoid the issue here, sonny-jim.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Thankyou. So, you're a liar
God:
you are quite welcome. Interesting deduction. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
That's not very holy of you
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is holy of me ?
Me:
STFU. What's the 3rd commandment?
God:
And holy of you is STFU. What is it to you?
Me:
"Thou shalt not lie" is it not? It's certainly one of the 10 Commandments.
God:
Thanks for the information: said I shalt not lie is it not.
Me:
That's just gibberish.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Is that because you're god?
God:
" Makes sense to me. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
wtf is reductionism?!
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who the hell is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Ah. She fit?
God:
Ah hah. Oh I get it. PAOLA fit.
Me:
You ragged her?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I ragged her.
Me:
...?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I ragged her.
Me:
So you have ragged her
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You said you did. Plus you came upon the Virign Mary so we already know you're not that choosy
God:
" Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did? Interesting gossip: said I came upon the Virign Mary so we already know you are not that choosy.
Me:
How dare you
Sun 06/11/05 at 15:55
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"You've upset me"
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Heh, it knows about Short Circuit :D
Sun 06/11/05 at 15:53
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Posts: 33,481
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You're not a robot
God:
If I am not a robot then who is?
Me:
Short circuit.
God:
Johnny Five is Alive!
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed it is.
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
Yes, you just said so and I believe you even though I hate you.
God:
Ayuh. Did I really say that?
Me:
No it was a figment of your imagination.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Who talks to you daily then?
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
And who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
What do they say?
God:
They say one of about different things.
Me:
You're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
You're not a robot
God:
If I am not a robot then who is?
Me:
FFS
Sun 06/11/05 at 15:41
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"You've upset me"
Posts: 21,152
Ahahah:

Jabberwacky: Did you know I'm female?
User: Lol k. Wanna cyber?
Jabberwacky: Cyber with the monkey over there.
User: Good answer.

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