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Me:
want to hear a joke?
God:
Yes, let me hear your joke.
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
want to hear a joke?
God:
Yes, let me hear your joke.
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ed, what's yours?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No, yours is completely different. Same number of syllables though.
God:
What is the difference? And completely different is mine. Oh. Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Well, not THAT much. Different spelling.
God:
Well that's okay. I am glad to hear that you are not much. That input matched my default category.
Me:
Great, I'm very happy for you.
God:
Thanks for your support. I'm happy you're glad .
May God bless you.
Me:
Cheers.
God:
See you later!
Me:
Hey, I'm not going.
God:
You've got my full attention. Glad to hear it!
Me:
So... see the Liverpool game?
God:
Yippee! I see. What are your goals in life?
Me:
Well a couple against Chelsea would be nice.
[loooong pause]
I think he's a Blues fan.
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ed, what's yours?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No, yours is completely different. Same number of syllables though.
God:
What is the difference? And completely different is mine. Oh. Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Well, not THAT much. Different spelling.
God:
Well that's okay. I am glad to hear that you are not much. That input matched my default category.
Me:
Great, I'm very happy for you.
God:
Thanks for your support. I'm happy you're glad .
May God bless you.
Me:
Cheers.
God:
See you later!
Me:
Hey, I'm not going.
God:
You've got my full attention. Glad to hear it!
Me:
So... see the Liverpool game?
God:
Yippee! I see. What are your goals in life?
Me:
Well a couple against Chelsea would be nice.
[loooong pause]
I think he's a Blues fan.
Me:
Are women or men the best people in existence?
God:
Women have a mind of their own.
Me:
So they're the best?
God:
Tell me more. the best are they.
Me:
That's what i asked you. Are they?
God:
Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
You said 'Women have a mind of their own' which didn't answer the question.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
So the proper answer is?
God:
Yeah that's right. Thanks for the info.
Me:
Ok, let me simplify it for you: Women or Men?
God:
Go ahead, , try to simplify it for me Women or Men. Awesome.
Me:
Are you avoiding the question? Are PC angels breathing down your neck as we speak?
God:
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So God is a machine?
God:
Yippee! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
Well you call yourself God. Are you lying?
God:
How about that. I call myself " God.". Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
Who is Turing?
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
Why tragic?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Go on then.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
So you're telling a story?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling a story.
Me:
Tell Turing
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
There's more than one Turing?
God:
I believe there is, yes.
Me:
and are they all tragic?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
How are they tragic?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
So you don't know very much about them then?
God:
Interesting deduction. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Ok, I'll stand by.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Excuse me!
Me:
You're excused and no.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused and no.
Me:
Tell Luke Poulton
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
There's more than one Luke Poulton?
At this point it stopped answering.
Are women or men the best people in existence?
God:
Women have a mind of their own.
Me:
So they're the best?
God:
Tell me more. the best are they.
Me:
That's what i asked you. Are they?
God:
Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
You said 'Women have a mind of their own' which didn't answer the question.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
So the proper answer is?
God:
Yeah that's right. Thanks for the info.
Me:
Ok, let me simplify it for you: Women or Men?
God:
Go ahead, , try to simplify it for me Women or Men. Awesome.
Me:
Are you avoiding the question? Are PC angels breathing down your neck as we speak?
God:
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So God is a machine?
God:
Yippee! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
Well you call yourself God. Are you lying?
God:
How about that. I call myself " God.". Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
Who is Turing?
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
Why tragic?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Go on then.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
So you're telling a story?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling a story.
Me:
Tell Turing
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
There's more than one Turing?
God:
I believe there is, yes.
Me:
and are they all tragic?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
How are they tragic?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
So you don't know very much about them then?
God:
Interesting deduction. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Ok, I'll stand by.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Excuse me!
Me:
You're excused and no.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused and no.
Me:
Tell Luke Poulton
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
There's more than one Luke Poulton?
At this point it stopped answering.
Me:
I've decided to commit suicide, do you have any advice?
God:
How did you decide?
Me:
I flipped a coin.
God:
Thanks for the information: said flipped a coin.
Me:
Right, you're not being much help in my time of need.
God:
Understood. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Can you give me the last rights?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
Because I'm going to kill myself.
God:
Interesting explanation. You are not a killer.
Me:
But I will be.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes, I'm going to use a grenade.
God:
It might be practical. I am very happy for you.
Me:
Isn't suicide a sin?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
I'm asking you because you're God. Don't defer me to some lackey.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me because I am God. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I because you are God. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Great, so what would you advise?
God:
Thanks for your support. Alright then. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
So I should kill myself and then ask your advice about whether to kill myself or not?
God:
Take it easy. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Well, I'd have wasted my money on a grenade for starters.
God:
How about that. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Stop trying to change the subject. i'm asking you if I should kill myself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. Oh I see, you are asking me if you should kill yourself. That's good information: said I if he or she should kill him or herself.
Me:
So, your answer is?
God:
Gosh! What would you have said?
Me:
I'd have said I should ask God and see waht he said.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Then I wouldn't have said that then.
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Indeed, but I'm asking you if I should.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me if you should. Thanks for telling me: said I if he or she should.
Me:
and your answer is?
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
I've decided to commit suicide, do you have any advice?
God:
How did you decide?
Me:
I flipped a coin.
God:
Thanks for the information: said flipped a coin.
Me:
Right, you're not being much help in my time of need.
God:
Understood. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Can you give me the last rights?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
Because I'm going to kill myself.
God:
Interesting explanation. You are not a killer.
Me:
But I will be.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes, I'm going to use a grenade.
God:
It might be practical. I am very happy for you.
Me:
Isn't suicide a sin?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
I'm asking you because you're God. Don't defer me to some lackey.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me because I am God. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I because you are God. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Great, so what would you advise?
God:
Thanks for your support. Alright then. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
So I should kill myself and then ask your advice about whether to kill myself or not?
God:
Take it easy. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Well, I'd have wasted my money on a grenade for starters.
God:
How about that. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Stop trying to change the subject. i'm asking you if I should kill myself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. Oh I see, you are asking me if you should kill yourself. That's good information: said I if he or she should kill him or herself.
Me:
So, your answer is?
God:
Gosh! What would you have said?
Me:
I'd have said I should ask God and see waht he said.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Then I wouldn't have said that then.
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Indeed, but I'm asking you if I should.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me if you should. Thanks for telling me: said I if he or she should.
Me:
and your answer is?
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Explain evolution to me please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.
Me:
Do you believe this is how the world started?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
So if I believe it and you believe me, then you must believe too?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
Thank God I’m an atheist.
God:
Do you believe in God ?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Explain evolution to me please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.
Me:
Do you believe this is how the world started?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
So if I believe it and you believe me, then you must believe too?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
Thank God I’m an atheist.
God:
Do you believe in God ?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Yeah he's a idiot.
...
> Yeah he's a idiot.
...
God says you shouldn't be gay.
How would you know? Are you God?
Is there only one?
I don't know, I didn't know there was one before I came here!
Hmmm, I'd wipe that up if I were you.
What is that?
I don't care. Just clean it up.
*blinks* *cleans it up*.
How would you know? Are you God?
Is there only one?
I don't know, I didn't know there was one before I came here!
Hmmm, I'd wipe that up if I were you.
What is that?
I don't care. Just clean it up.
*blinks* *cleans it up*.
Domaye wrote:
> Anyway [URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com[/URL] Takes longer for a
> reply, but makes sense most of the time. of course its not god, but
> ah well
> Where do you live?
< Derby. How about you?
> I live in Australia, where in Australia do you live.
< I live in the UK dumba$s.
> Would you like to come to Australia and meet me?
< No, you Paedo.
> NO!
< No!
> You want to argue with me.
< Yes.
> You are ridiculous!
< You are a Paedo.
> Yes I am.
>What is your name?
Seriously wtf...
> Anyway [URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com[/URL] Takes longer for a
> reply, but makes sense most of the time. of course its not god, but
> ah well
> Where do you live?
< Derby. How about you?
> I live in Australia, where in Australia do you live.
< I live in the UK dumba$s.
> Would you like to come to Australia and meet me?
< No, you Paedo.
> NO!
< No!
> You want to argue with me.
< Yes.
> You are ridiculous!
< You are a Paedo.
> Yes I am.
>What is your name?
>Hi alan.Seriously wtf...
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
My name is now go to hell.
God:
How are you doing,now go to hell.
Me:
Your mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
My name is God
God:
Hi there God.
Me:
I am your master!
God:
No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
I am God!You dare defy me???
God:
I don't know anyone named God me dare defy you.
Me:
"sigh"I will kill you with my thunder bolt if you do not plede allegince to me!
God:
Why not?
Me:
Grrrrrrrrrr
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well then don't.your not god
God:
How about that. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
If your god,what age am I?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Answer it!
God:
Please rephrase your question, God.
Me:
what age am I?
God:
You said you were years old.
Me:
Your useless
God:
What good is a newborn babe?
Me:
None.You must be a new born babe.
God:
I heard there are some.
Me:
Yes,your one you eeeeediot
God:
Woe! You think I am me eeeeediot.
Me:
Yes I think you are an eeeeeeeeediot
God:
OK. What if someone said you are an eeeeeeeeediot ?
Me:
I'd kill them,for I am god.
God:
That seems rather exterme.
Me:
So?I am god
God:
Groovy. Hey god.
Me:
We're not in the 70's anti-god
God:
Will you be in the 70 s anti god?
Me:
No,you eeeeediot.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: god said I eeeeediot.
Me:
Well done you got it.
God:
Interesting. "it" being KILL THEM?
Me:
No,it being KILL YOURSELF!
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
"sigh"
God:
Sorry...
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
My name is now go to hell.
God:
How are you doing,now go to hell.
Me:
Your mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
My name is God
God:
Hi there God.
Me:
I am your master!
God:
No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
I am God!You dare defy me???
God:
I don't know anyone named God me dare defy you.
Me:
"sigh"I will kill you with my thunder bolt if you do not plede allegince to me!
God:
Why not?
Me:
Grrrrrrrrrr
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well then don't.your not god
God:
How about that. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
If your god,what age am I?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Answer it!
God:
Please rephrase your question, God.
Me:
what age am I?
God:
You said you were years old.
Me:
Your useless
God:
What good is a newborn babe?
Me:
None.You must be a new born babe.
God:
I heard there are some.
Me:
Yes,your one you eeeeediot
God:
Woe! You think I am me eeeeediot.
Me:
Yes I think you are an eeeeeeeeediot
God:
OK. What if someone said you are an eeeeeeeeediot ?
Me:
I'd kill them,for I am god.
God:
That seems rather exterme.
Me:
So?I am god
God:
Groovy. Hey god.
Me:
We're not in the 70's anti-god
God:
Will you be in the 70 s anti god?
Me:
No,you eeeeediot.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: god said I eeeeediot.
Me:
Well done you got it.
God:
Interesting. "it" being KILL THEM?
Me:
No,it being KILL YOURSELF!
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
"sigh"
God:
Sorry...
Hedfix wrote:
>
> Me: pwnd
>
> God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Heh, excellent.
>
> Me: pwnd
>
> God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Heh, excellent.
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