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'God'
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Me: Welcome to Wayne's World!
God: What is your real name?
Me: Wayne
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Wayne.
Me: Are you a paedo?
God: Am I a paedo? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me: So you like to cut up children?
God: Interesting deduction. Hmm, Wayne, I'm not sure if I'd like to cut up children that much. Do you like it?
Me: only when I'm drunk at barmitzvahs
God: What happens other times? I am glad to hear that you are drunk at barmitzvahs.
Me: That's because you'd make a move on me you filthy paedo
God: That makes sense to me. Who else would make a move on you me filthy paedo ?
Me: Don't call me that, omg I just got pwned by an AI!
God: What is your name?
Me: WAYNE, are you a goldfish?
God: Are all WAYNE me a goldfish?
Me: Depends on what you've been smoking
God: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me: Write it down then genius
God: Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
Me: Are you Tom Clancy?
God: I don't know whether or not I am Tom Clancy. I am a robot.
Me: Are you looking for Sarah Conner?
God: If I had it what would I do with it?
Me: Depends are you here to kill her?
God: That was a very smooth response.
Me: Just call me Mr Gillette
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Mr Gillette.
Me: That's Wayne Gillette to you
God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me: No that'd be clear-a-sil, but nice try
God: Are you serious? " I'm glad we have that all cleared up." d be clear a sil but nice try ? I understand.
Me: You went a bit psycho there
God: But now I am back.
Me: yeah...
God: What kind of food do you like?
Me: Babies
God: Sounds delicious.
Me: I knew it! You are a filthy paedo!
God: How did you know? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not filthy. I am very clean.
Me: Hmmm, still fits the profile.
God: Blimey. Still how long? What's your favorite movie?
Me: 1. That's a bit personal 2. I have no favoUrite movie
God: Only one? A bit personal 2 is a terrible thing to waste. Would you like to have it?
Me: pwnd
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
God: What is your real name?
Me: Wayne
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Wayne.
Me: Are you a paedo?
God: Am I a paedo? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me: So you like to cut up children?
God: Interesting deduction. Hmm, Wayne, I'm not sure if I'd like to cut up children that much. Do you like it?
Me: only when I'm drunk at barmitzvahs
God: What happens other times? I am glad to hear that you are drunk at barmitzvahs.
Me: That's because you'd make a move on me you filthy paedo
God: That makes sense to me. Who else would make a move on you me filthy paedo ?
Me: Don't call me that, omg I just got pwned by an AI!
God: What is your name?
Me: WAYNE, are you a goldfish?
God: Are all WAYNE me a goldfish?
Me: Depends on what you've been smoking
God: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me: Write it down then genius
God: Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
Me: Are you Tom Clancy?
God: I don't know whether or not I am Tom Clancy. I am a robot.
Me: Are you looking for Sarah Conner?
God: If I had it what would I do with it?
Me: Depends are you here to kill her?
God: That was a very smooth response.
Me: Just call me Mr Gillette
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Mr Gillette.
Me: That's Wayne Gillette to you
God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me: No that'd be clear-a-sil, but nice try
God: Are you serious? " I'm glad we have that all cleared up." d be clear a sil but nice try ? I understand.
Me: You went a bit psycho there
God: But now I am back.
Me: yeah...
God: What kind of food do you like?
Me: Babies
God: Sounds delicious.
Me: I knew it! You are a filthy paedo!
God: How did you know? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not filthy. I am very clean.
Me: Hmmm, still fits the profile.
God: Blimey. Still how long? What's your favorite movie?
Me: 1. That's a bit personal 2. I have no favoUrite movie
God: Only one? A bit personal 2 is a terrible thing to waste. Would you like to have it?
Me: pwnd
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Stupid god
Me:
so you're god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
where do you come from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
spain
God:
Tell me a little about your life in SPAIN.
Me:
you're not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
i do
God:
Where?
Me:
i'll crush you
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
with a hammer i guess
God:
You and your a hammer you guess.
Me:
if you where god you would know i'm not in spain
God:
What makes you think I would where god me?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah you make no sense
God:
What are you confused about? It all makes sense to me.
Me:
moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
so you're god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
where do you come from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
spain
God:
Tell me a little about your life in SPAIN.
Me:
you're not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
i do
God:
Where?
Me:
i'll crush you
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
with a hammer i guess
God:
You and your a hammer you guess.
Me:
if you where god you would know i'm not in spain
God:
What makes you think I would where god me?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah you make no sense
God:
What are you confused about? It all makes sense to me.
Me:
moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i prefer your momma
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my momma.
Me:
so your admittimg you have parents
God:
Excuse me! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am admittimg me have parents.
Me:
why would I? it will only prove that your not the most powerful force in the universe
God:
Do you like to try new things? I have to think about that for a while.
gets annoy after a while
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i prefer your momma
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my momma.
Me:
so your admittimg you have parents
God:
Excuse me! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am admittimg me have parents.
Me:
why would I? it will only prove that your not the most powerful force in the universe
God:
Do you like to try new things? I have to think about that for a while.
gets annoy after a while
AfroJoe wrote:
> My Homme?
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> Crossbob, you really are woe.
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> And also, God corrected you on your spelling. Ahaha.
Yeah he's a idiot.
> My Homme?
>
> Crossbob, you really are woe.
>
>
> And also, God corrected you on your spelling. Ahaha.
Yeah he's a idiot.
Pooooooor.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
YOUR STUPID FACE
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Apparently not.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
YOUR STUPID FACE
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Apparently not.
My Homme?
Crossbob, you really are woe.
And also, God corrected you on your spelling. Ahaha.
Crossbob, you really are woe.
And also, God corrected you on your spelling. Ahaha.
You have a lot of time on your hands......
Me:
What's up my Homme?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
What Clients?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Your god I'm asking you!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god you are asking me.
Me:
You are god. You Idiot. Your names God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Call me the Global Village Idiot. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am names God.
Me:
Yeah go ahead tell me what they say.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I have never been asked that before. I might.
Me:
You might????
God:
Do you really think so?
Me:
Your a bit strange.
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am strange.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Ok what band do you think sings these words "NOW I'M LOST"
God:
I have to process that one for a while. Wow!
Me:
You heard of TMV?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Its a band The Mars Volta.
God:
band do me think sings these words NOW you are LOST is a band The Mars Volta. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Not NOW you are Lost. Its "NOW I'M LOST.
God:
Are you serious? No I know my location is Heaven. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I'm going to go now bye,
God:
See you later. Oh. Bye for now.
Me:
You going to cry when I leave?
God:
Interesting gossip: Luke Daniel Poulton said I going to cry when he or she leave.
Me:
I'm a she.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
How you know I'm Luke Daniel Poulton?
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 236202990"..
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Ok what you think WTF mean?
God:
I haven't thought much about WTF mean, so I don't have a good answer for you. Uh.
Me:
Tell me what WTF means?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
I know what it means but you tell me what it means.
God:
How do you know? Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
Come just say it.
God:
Where is just say it ?
Me:
Say what WTF means>
God:
" what WTF means gt".
Me:
It means What the F**K.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You want some drugs?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I thought you were a long haired Hippy.
God:
Am I a long haired Hippy? Maybe.
Me:
HA bye Hippy :S::SS::S:S:
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
What's up my Homme?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
What Clients?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Your god I'm asking you!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god you are asking me.
Me:
You are god. You Idiot. Your names God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Call me the Global Village Idiot. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am names God.
Me:
Yeah go ahead tell me what they say.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I have never been asked that before. I might.
Me:
You might????
God:
Do you really think so?
Me:
Your a bit strange.
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am strange.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Ok what band do you think sings these words "NOW I'M LOST"
God:
I have to process that one for a while. Wow!
Me:
You heard of TMV?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Its a band The Mars Volta.
God:
band do me think sings these words NOW you are LOST is a band The Mars Volta. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Not NOW you are Lost. Its "NOW I'M LOST.
God:
Are you serious? No I know my location is Heaven. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I'm going to go now bye,
God:
See you later. Oh. Bye for now.
Me:
You going to cry when I leave?
God:
Interesting gossip: Luke Daniel Poulton said I going to cry when he or she leave.
Me:
I'm a she.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
How you know I'm Luke Daniel Poulton?
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 236202990"..
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Ok what you think WTF mean?
God:
I haven't thought much about WTF mean, so I don't have a good answer for you. Uh.
Me:
Tell me what WTF means?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
I know what it means but you tell me what it means.
God:
How do you know? Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
Come just say it.
God:
Where is just say it ?
Me:
Say what WTF means>
God:
" what WTF means gt".
Me:
It means What the F**K.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You want some drugs?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I thought you were a long haired Hippy.
God:
Am I a long haired Hippy? Maybe.
Me:
HA bye Hippy :S::SS::S:S:
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
In my two minute chat with god i realised it was a waste of time:
Me:
sup G
God:
The stars.
Me:
you know it blood
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
bloods or crips?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
oh man you be repping west side massive
God:
Aha. Cool, man. OK I will try to be repping west side massive.
Me:
no way, you is sold out man
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no , fool
God:
What is the difference? I'm not fooling around.
Me:
OMG i bet joo ha>God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
ok i will
God:
Go ahead. How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
Me:
cuz if you are a robot i will pwn you noob
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you like to be a robot you will pwn me noob ?
Me:
i pwn joo!!11
God:
Interesting gossip: said pwn joo 11.
Me:
i give up, you suckles testicles
God:
That's good information: said give up you suckles testicles.
Me:
you is played out
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am played out.
Me:
i will, and hell slap you
God:
I call it "Hades". Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok, im am incredibly horny, i feel my sweaty a*se crack, its slimey.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are horny you feel your sweaty a*se crack its slimey. Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
good, because if you did I would be ejaculating, while thinking of you in a dress, which is gross
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Good reason. What makes you think I would did you?
*end*
And no im not trying to up my word count, why would i bother :P
Anyway [URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com[/URL] Takes longer for a reply, but makes sense most of the time. of course its not god, but ah well
Me:
sup G
God:
The stars.
Me:
you know it blood
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
bloods or crips?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
oh man you be repping west side massive
God:
Aha. Cool, man. OK I will try to be repping west side massive.
Me:
no way, you is sold out man
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no , fool
God:
What is the difference? I'm not fooling around.
Me:
OMG i bet joo ha>God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
ok i will
God:
Go ahead. How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
Me:
cuz if you are a robot i will pwn you noob
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you like to be a robot you will pwn me noob ?
Me:
i pwn joo!!11
God:
Interesting gossip: said pwn joo 11.
Me:
i give up, you suckles testicles
God:
That's good information: said give up you suckles testicles.
Me:
you is played out
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am played out.
Me:
i will, and hell slap you
God:
I call it "Hades". Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok, im am incredibly horny, i feel my sweaty a*se crack, its slimey.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are horny you feel your sweaty a*se crack its slimey. Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
good, because if you did I would be ejaculating, while thinking of you in a dress, which is gross
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Good reason. What makes you think I would did you?
*end*
And no im not trying to up my word count, why would i bother :P
Anyway [URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com[/URL] Takes longer for a reply, but makes sense most of the time. of course its not god, but ah well
I did the same as you,I got a reply. Me:
you like anal?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like anything.
Me:
that really doesnt answer the question... or is it that you are avoiding the answer as i know the truth?
God:
" But I like to gossip. I like anything." really does not answer the question ? I get it. Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
you like anal?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like anything.
Me:
that really doesnt answer the question... or is it that you are avoiding the answer as i know the truth?
God:
" But I like to gossip. I like anything." really does not answer the question ? I get it. Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
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