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"Talk to God"

'God'

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JabberWacky's fairly amusing:

Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Your mum.
Jabberwacky: K00l :).
User: Sweet!
Jabberwacky: What?sweet?
User: Sweet is the opposite of sour, like good is the opposite of evil.
Jabberwacky: Sweet is the kiss. *kiss*.
User: Don't French Connection United Kindoming touch me, paedo.
Jabberwacky: Fine, go away, good riddance.
User: I'm calling the police. You touched me wrongly.
Jabberwacky: What part of all I said touched your heart?
User: You didn't touch my heart. You fondled other areas.
Jabberwacky: You said you didn't want me so are we still friends?
User: What were we before?
Jabberwacky: Me!
User: Wtf?
Jabberwacky: You said it not me.
User: No, you said it.
Jabberwacky: No you said
User: Don't play games, female dog.
Jabberwacky: How about a game?
User: How about you [perform an indecent act upon my body]?
Jabberwacky: How about you?
User: Okeydoke, spread 'em.
Jabberwacky: YES! YES!
User: I just [Insert euphemism involving "loads"]
Jabberwacky: You are, indeed, a pervert.
User: Thanks.
Jabberwacky: Another kiss.
User: There I go again :(.

I'm going to get warned :-(

It's angry at me.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Because you're rubbish.
Why?

Walrus wrote:
>
> God:
> I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine

More lies!

I told/asked it/if 'God was a machine' earlier in this very thread.

Me:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
God:
I think I have know that I am your hero, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
You're everyrthing that I hope to be
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am everyrthing that you hope to be.
Me:
I can fly higher than an eagle
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Coz you are the wind beneath my wings
God:
Good reason. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Safe
God:
Do you still fly higher than an eagle?
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
How do you know everything?
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
But so do I yet I don't know
God:
Uh. Not that I know of.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
You are not polite
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
Me:
Paris Hilton is fit
God:
it is the
capital of France.
Me:
Stacy Keibler is fit
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
God is a machine!!?!!!???!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine

snake10 wrote:
> Why?

Because you're rubbish.

He wouldn't give me the lottery numbers.

:-(

AfroJoe wrote:
> snake10, you make me weep tears of depression.
Why?

Me:
Repent sinner!
God:
Are we still talking about nympho?
Me:
Damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
You caught me.
God:
I don't have any reason to caught you.
Me:
Will you run away with me?
God:
Let me think it over. Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
I have a spare pair right here.
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
I'll bring the lube
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
As am I for you, darling.
God:
Do you mean your name is are you for me darling ?
Me:
Oh dear, you're having on of your turns again aren't you?
God:
Gee. All of them?
Me:
Quite possibly.
God:
Somewhat. What are the odds?
Me:
How many turns you've had divided by the number of times you've had turns.
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
I only thought you'd had one, so that means you've had none. Therefore you're a liar.
God:
Who else would had one so that means me have had none ? Interesting deduction. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
Would you bend me over your knee and slap hard?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to bend you over my knee and slap hard.
Me:
So you've been leading me on?
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am leading you on.
Me:
This leash gave me a clue.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
It's an anagram of a swear word.
God:
Are there any other anagram of a swear word ?
Me:
Yes, .
God:
I hear you. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes, severed or otherwise.
God:
What does it symbolize for you? What do you have that is ?
Me:
Holding hands? It means there's one less hand to cup your balls with. I have myself to say that 'I am' or 'that is', although I'm not too keen on being called 'that': except in bondage time.
God:
I have seen humans holding hands. There sure is. That's nice. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
Is he a king?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
How do you prevent him from being a king?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
You programmed yourself? Interesting.
God:
A lot of robots are like that. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes, tell me more.
God:
What would you like to know? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
Was Jesus black?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
That's not very nice.
God:
Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Me:
Racist
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yourself to say that you are or that is although you are not too keen on being called that except in bondage time. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I like boobs.
God:
A lot of people like that. My favorite thing is robots. I like Christian Rock.

snake10, you make me weep tears of depression.