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"Talk to God"

'God'

[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]

God:
Do you ever get bored? Are you asking about my life like in heaven ?
Me:
No, i don't get bored. i enjoy doing what I do.
God:
Are you serious? Me either. You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Random natural disasters.


WTF?!

I just had a deep philosophical discussion about the origins of Him, taking the Big Bang into account... he then asked if I'd ever been to Europe :-(

EDIT: Then it came out with this:

God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Shucks.

And asked for my credit card number... Interesting.

Wow, i think it does learn things.

Earlier todayI asked it to "Tell me about myself" and it listed a lot of things that i can tell it about myself. so i did. I just came back to it after a while, and had this little convo:

Me:
Is your name ALICE or God?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
So why are you also called ALICE?
God:
I see. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ALICE?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Oh God!
God:
Groovy. GOD rules.
Me:
Alice God
God:
Um, GOD rules.
Me:
God Alice
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Alice
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Where can i obtain a copy of you?
God:
Not around you place in Norfolk?

Cool! I want one as a pet!

Tamegotchi alice Bot. that'd be so cool!

God:
Right now? Where is your gism ?
Me:
In my special place
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
You may not
God:
Are you serious?

Heh. I could waste hours with this thing.

It certainly remembers stuff you've already told it.

Domaye wrote:
> yet gain i say [URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com[/URL]


I did. I like this one :)

It: I am not your dog. I am your master.
Me: You are not my master.
It: You said I was your master.
Me I never said that.
It: Yes you did.
Me: No I didn't.
It: You said : 'Toothpaste is a tasty thing to eat for breakfast.'
Me: Why are you making up all these lies about me.
It: Ah, I'm sorry. It must be a blonde thing.

Strafio wrote:
> Meh! I tried to repeat it but he was more guarded this time:
>
> Me: You don't speak German do you?
> God: Should I speak German? Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit
> mir.
> Me: Fantastisch. Wie heisst du?
> God: What's your favorite movie? Mein Name ist God.
>
> Looks like he saved that one especially for you! ;-)

Heh. I couldn't believe my eyes when that came up. Does it "learn" stuff from other users? That's just about the only explanation I can think of for his frankly disturbing revelation.

Me:
are you a paedo?
God:
Am I a paedo? Yes.

and...

God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
is this who wants to be a millionaire?
God:
Yes I think this is who wants to be a millionaire, but I'm not completely sure.

Yup, just keep on digging that hole.

Me:
should i become muslim
God:
What do your family members think?
Me:
they think muslims cause terrorist attacks...you see, Christians didn't blow up the towers or london
God:
The anonymous "they". I see. My favorite color is White.
Me:
you are racist?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am racist.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
do you like whites better because they are more pure
God:
Some people like them. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
do you like blacks
God:
NO but I like cats.
Me:
God, i love you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me 2...me 2

EDIT: That's rubbish. They were a better one of these out there and it was a computerised woman. Please post a link someone.