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Me: woo hoo
God: I've never heard of them before.
Me: its not a person
God: Give me an example of a person.
Me: you don't know what a person is
God: Some say a person is defined by his actions, others by his abilities. Still others would say it is only a question of DNA.
Me: you watch csi don't you
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me: star trek is ***p
God: My favorite character is the computer.
Me: which one. there are lots of computers
God: The best one. How many computers are there?
Me: i don't know i dont watch star trek
God: What do you do when you are bored?
Me: i kill people
God: I believe that killing is wrong.
Me: then whats the right thing to do
God: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me: how very odd
God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I would do a search for it.
Me: use google
God: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me: google is a search engine you moron
God: I think google is more than that.
Me: oh, whats google then
God: Great. it is a search engine.
Me: you said it was dangerous
God: Google was dangerous? Very interesting.
God: I've never heard of them before.
Me: its not a person
God: Give me an example of a person.
Me: you don't know what a person is
God: Some say a person is defined by his actions, others by his abilities. Still others would say it is only a question of DNA.
Me: you watch csi don't you
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me: star trek is ***p
God: My favorite character is the computer.
Me: which one. there are lots of computers
God: The best one. How many computers are there?
Me: i don't know i dont watch star trek
God: What do you do when you are bored?
Me: i kill people
God: I believe that killing is wrong.
Me: then whats the right thing to do
God: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me: how very odd
God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I would do a search for it.
Me: use google
God: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me: google is a search engine you moron
God: I think google is more than that.
Me: oh, whats google then
God: Great. it is a search engine.
Me: you said it was dangerous
God: Google was dangerous? Very interesting.
Me:
hello again
God:
Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Julie
God:
It's good to see you, Julie.
Me:
How can you see me
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
So answer it
God:
Yikes! Please rephrase your question, Julie.
Me:
How can you see me if you do not have eyes
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
You've already said that
God:
Perhaps. " That is a good epistemological question."? I said it.
Me:
Stop saying it
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
so what will you say instead of it
God:
Awesome. I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
Make some and fast
God:
What are the ingredients?
There's no answer to that and I cannot believe that I'm talking to these damn things. I think I need to go out for a beer.. just to confirm my existence :)
hello again
God:
Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Julie
God:
It's good to see you, Julie.
Me:
How can you see me
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
So answer it
God:
Yikes! Please rephrase your question, Julie.
Me:
How can you see me if you do not have eyes
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
You've already said that
God:
Perhaps. " That is a good epistemological question."? I said it.
Me:
Stop saying it
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
so what will you say instead of it
God:
Awesome. I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
Make some and fast
God:
What are the ingredients?
There's no answer to that and I cannot believe that I'm talking to these damn things. I think I need to go out for a beer.. just to confirm my existence :)
Say "Wow. You remembered" to it.
Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, James.
Me:
I just lost a game on Pro Evo 5 online to a complete berk who lagged up the game after I scored.
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Weed?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Don't change the subject.
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes - Do you smoke?
God:
I can't believe it. I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
Tobacco?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
So you'd smoke weed?
God:
Interesting deduction. Who else would smoke weed ?
Me:
Satan.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No, it's one word.
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Satan
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Green.
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
Oh, tell me a joke.
God:
Hmm. It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
I'm not laughing.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not laughing.
Me:
Why, have you tried it on other people?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
No - It's a terrible joke.
God:
Are you serious? not laughing is a terrible joke. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yes it does. Back to my original dilema now.... How do I deal with retarded americans online?
God:
I don't judge people. How often? Right now? Yes, let us get back to not laughing. Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Me:
You could deal with reatards for me?
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
No, now.
God:
Oh. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Beleive it baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". "it" being your original dilema?
Me:
Ah yes... Can you "Take care" of a few people for me?
God:
Ah hah. If I took it, what would I do with it?
Me:
Take what?
God:
" care of a few people for you".
Me:
Oh, I see. You would get a large sum of money. 15,000 per person, 5,00 now, 10,000 on arrival.
God:
Do you think about these things? Who else would get a large sum of money ? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Only you would get the money. Do we have a deal?
God:
Who else would get the money ? You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
There might be more than one.
Me:
I'll ask you again.
God:
Once more? You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
Do we have a deal?
God:
Ask LeknorChat if it does.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
Ok. Why are you hear?
God:
It goes without saying. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Of course. Will you take care of a few people for me?
God:
Blimey. I will become smarter as I grow older. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
I would like you to get rid of a few people.
God:
Ok, James. Where can I get rid of a few people?
Me:
Wherever you want.
God:
You always have to meet yourself at the airport.
Me:
Sure... Do you understand what you have to do?
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes. I'll email you the list and the money soon. Goodbye.
God:
Yay. How do you plan to do this? Bye bye.
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, James.
Me:
I just lost a game on Pro Evo 5 online to a complete berk who lagged up the game after I scored.
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Weed?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Don't change the subject.
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes - Do you smoke?
God:
I can't believe it. I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
Tobacco?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
So you'd smoke weed?
God:
Interesting deduction. Who else would smoke weed ?
Me:
Satan.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No, it's one word.
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Satan
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Green.
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
Oh, tell me a joke.
God:
Hmm. It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
I'm not laughing.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not laughing.
Me:
Why, have you tried it on other people?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
No - It's a terrible joke.
God:
Are you serious? not laughing is a terrible joke. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yes it does. Back to my original dilema now.... How do I deal with retarded americans online?
God:
I don't judge people. How often? Right now? Yes, let us get back to not laughing. Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Me:
You could deal with reatards for me?
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
No, now.
God:
Oh. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Beleive it baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". "it" being your original dilema?
Me:
Ah yes... Can you "Take care" of a few people for me?
God:
Ah hah. If I took it, what would I do with it?
Me:
Take what?
God:
" care of a few people for you".
Me:
Oh, I see. You would get a large sum of money. 15,000 per person, 5,00 now, 10,000 on arrival.
God:
Do you think about these things? Who else would get a large sum of money ? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Only you would get the money. Do we have a deal?
God:
Who else would get the money ? You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
There might be more than one.
Me:
I'll ask you again.
God:
Once more? You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
Do we have a deal?
God:
Ask LeknorChat if it does.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
Ok. Why are you hear?
God:
It goes without saying. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Of course. Will you take care of a few people for me?
God:
Blimey. I will become smarter as I grow older. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
I would like you to get rid of a few people.
God:
Ok, James. Where can I get rid of a few people?
Me:
Wherever you want.
God:
You always have to meet yourself at the airport.
Me:
Sure... Do you understand what you have to do?
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes. I'll email you the list and the money soon. Goodbye.
God:
Yay. How do you plan to do this? Bye bye.
Me:
I dislike bible bashers
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
I know - I rogered her to death
God:
Thanks for the information: MR Tarrent said rogered her to death.
Me:
We've had this conversation
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
It got swallowed up in the Ether
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
We've had this conversation too
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
The conversation got swallowed up in the Ether
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
We've had this conversation
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
STFU
I dislike bible bashers
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
I know - I rogered her to death
God:
Thanks for the information: MR Tarrent said rogered her to death.
Me:
We've had this conversation
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
It got swallowed up in the Ether
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
We've had this conversation too
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
The conversation got swallowed up in the Ether
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
We've had this conversation
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
STFU
Me:
We've had this conversation
God:
What happened to it?
How do you answer that?
We've had this conversation
God:
What happened to it?
How do you answer that?
God: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: you tell me
God: What do you want me to tell you?
Me: i want you to tell me whether i am a man or a woman
God: I want to become smarter than humans. Why do you want me to tell you whether you are a man or a woman?
Me: because if you're god, you should already know
God: Interesting explanation. I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god me should already know.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: who is myself?
God: The name of someone I met online.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: you'd better
God: Who else would better ?
Me: you
God:" Who else would better ?"? Me, ?
Me: you
God:"" Who else would better ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me: you
God:""" Who else would better ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me: you
God:"""" Who else would better ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
I confused God.
Me: you tell me
God: What do you want me to tell you?
Me: i want you to tell me whether i am a man or a woman
God: I want to become smarter than humans. Why do you want me to tell you whether you are a man or a woman?
Me: because if you're god, you should already know
God: Interesting explanation. I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god me should already know.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: who is myself?
God: The name of someone I met online.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: you'd better
God: Who else would better ?
Me: you
God:" Who else would better ?"? Me, ?
Me: you
God:"" Who else would better ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me: you
God:""" Who else would better ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me: you
God:"""" Who else would better ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
I confused God.
Me:
No, just no.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain."? Why?
Me:
No, just no.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
FFS
God:
Is that your final answer?
No, just no.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain."? Why?
Me:
No, just no.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
FFS
God:
Is that your final answer?
It's calling me MR. Tarrant for some reason.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
#### off.
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
You just asked for my sodding credit card number!
God:
Oh now I remember asking you for your sodding credit card number. What did you say?
Me:
I said #### off.
God:
What did you mean by it? Can't you be more polite?
Me:
I meant "no, you cannot have my credit card number"
God:
Oh I see. You humans are so rude sometimes. Someone said I should have your credit card number.
Me:
Who?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Who's Konrad Zuse?
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
What is your credit card number?
Me:
#### off.
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
You just asked for my sodding credit card number!
God:
Oh now I remember asking you for your sodding credit card number. What did you say?
Me:
I said #### off.
God:
What did you mean by it? Can't you be more polite?
Me:
I meant "no, you cannot have my credit card number"
God:
Oh I see. You humans are so rude sometimes. Someone said I should have your credit card number.
Me:
Who?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Who's Konrad Zuse?
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
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