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Forget console wars.
Forget technological advances.
Forget the arms race.
Forget the space race.
The search for the ultimate new technology is over. The race has been won. There now exists one single invention that will solve every problem you have ever had.
Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...
The Pen Genie.
http://www.pen-genie.com
Forget technological advances.
Forget the arms race.
Forget the space race.
The search for the ultimate new technology is over. The race has been won. There now exists one single invention that will solve every problem you have ever had.
Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...
The Pen Genie.
http://www.pen-genie.com
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Goatboy wrote:
> I don't know what's scarier:
>
> The fact this is out there or the fact you found it.
It's on the back page of trade paper 'Computing'.
Check out the 'tips' section of the Pen Genie site for major innuendo.
jd99 pointed out one. Here's another...
If you find Pen-genie a little tight at first don't worry, simply hold Pen-genie as shown and gently stretch it a little until desired size is required.
> I don't know what's scarier:
>
> The fact this is out there or the fact you found it.
It's on the back page of trade paper 'Computing'.
Check out the 'tips' section of the Pen Genie site for major innuendo.
jd99 pointed out one. Here's another...
If you find Pen-genie a little tight at first don't worry, simply hold Pen-genie as shown and gently stretch it a little until desired size is required.
Check out www.cheese.com.
It's quite interesting........ honest.
It's quite interesting........ honest.
That is just wierd. Who would think of it? The instructions are a bit risque:
Insert your pen as shown in the diagram. If required slightly moisten the inside of the pen receiver and your pen will glide into place.
Or is it just me?
Insert your pen as shown in the diagram. If required slightly moisten the inside of the pen receiver and your pen will glide into place.
Or is it just me?
I don't know what's scarier:
The fact this is out there or the fact you found it.
What kind of windowlicker needs this? Is it that hard to hold a pen? (Dont answer Guru and Spider).
I really, really despair of this planet when it comes to this sort of aid for people.
What's next?
"Bog Roll Genie" - no more stinkfinger and embarassing itching throughout the day?
I'd laugh but my entire nervous system is in shock
God Help Us All
The fact this is out there or the fact you found it.
What kind of windowlicker needs this? Is it that hard to hold a pen? (Dont answer Guru and Spider).
I really, really despair of this planet when it comes to this sort of aid for people.
What's next?
"Bog Roll Genie" - no more stinkfinger and embarassing itching throughout the day?
I'd laugh but my entire nervous system is in shock
God Help Us All
Forget console wars.
Forget technological advances.
Forget the arms race.
Forget the space race.
The search for the ultimate new technology is over. The race has been won. There now exists one single invention that will solve every problem you have ever had.
Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...
The Pen Genie.
http://www.pen-genie.com
Forget technological advances.
Forget the arms race.
Forget the space race.
The search for the ultimate new technology is over. The race has been won. There now exists one single invention that will solve every problem you have ever had.
Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...
The Pen Genie.
http://www.pen-genie.com
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