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"It has to be seen to be believed..."

Forget console wars.

Forget technological advances.

Forget the arms race.

Forget the space race.

The search for the ultimate new technology is over. The race has been won. There now exists one single invention that will solve every problem you have ever had.

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...

The Pen Genie.

http://www.pen-genie.com

Ali@specialreserve wrote:
> What happens when you forget, and go to scratch your eye?
>
> That's poor R&D.


No, that's what you call a blinding invention!

You could put chopsticks in them :D

That would be fun, its hard enought using your hands with chopsticks!

Doesnt make a lot of difference to how I normally play the drums to be honest.

I look like I'm swimming through jelly when I play.

Managed to split my hand open once, blood drenched snare, and usually smash myself in the face once or twice.

All good rock'n roll fun

Just thought of something.

If you put two drum sticks, the wooden types, in each Pen Genie, one on each hand, you could play the drums without having to hold the sticks, and REALLY look like a retard, waving your arms around.

Come on, how many of you are pretending to do a drumbeat with Pen Genies now?

What a great invention. I'm ambidextrous so I have had to order two. And at less than £8.00 for the both it's a bargain.

They do like the word 'innovation' don't they?

Surely it's a lot of hassle to take it off every time you have to use the toilet, or shake hand with someone, or not want to look like a gimp...

Right, I'm going round there now with a big stick.

It's for the best really.

Meka_Dragon wrote:
> I just sent them the following email:

I have just had the
> pleasure of viewing your website. What a fantastic product!
> Congratulations! It's innovations like this that make the world a
> better place.

I have just one question that I was hoping you
> could answer.

Would you be able to fit a crayon in the slot for a
> pen, or will a 'crayon-genie' become available? I only ask as myself
> and fellow in-mates aren't allowed to use sharp objects like pencils
> and pens.

>Please let me know.

>Thank You.


And I got the following reply:

Hi Ben

Yes a Crayola standard sized crayon fits perfectly and indeed we already
have them on trial in some schools. We're struggling a bit with the
Spray-paint Genie at present but watch this space.

I saw Ronnie Barker with a pen in Porridge!


Pen-genie
Customer Services

: ) I wonder if I can get a job with pen-genie?

I think the cage around the head will prevent the pen from injuring them.

Besides, at least now they can get rid of those big rods sticking out from their foreheads that they use now

What happens when you forget, and go to scratch your eye?

That's poor R&D.