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"It has to be seen to be believed..."

Forget console wars.

Forget technological advances.

Forget the arms race.

Forget the space race.

The search for the ultimate new technology is over. The race has been won. There now exists one single invention that will solve every problem you have ever had.

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...

The Pen Genie.

http://www.pen-genie.com

I think I heard that. It was complete rubbish.

Trust Channel 5.

I think it had something to do with that bloody song he did.

I could make a joke involving his fame and a vanishing act, but I'm waiting for someone else to.

Did Keith Harris actually do magic?

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
"Keith Harris was on an adult comedy show late at night"

Yeah, I think I saw that. Bloke with hat, funny hair, does magic.

Cuddles the monkey trying to kill Orville is funny enough.

Keith Harris was on an adult comedy show late at night (Channel 5 I think), a few months ago, with Cuddles the monkey.

He was effin' and blindin' all over the place, and I have to say he was actually very funny!

Excellent!

X Rated Orville...I'd pay to see that one.

"I wish I could fly right up to the sky but I can't"
"You can!"
"You're right actually, I'm whizzing my t*ts off right now, where's my chewing gum?"

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I heard that Keith Harris and Orville were doing X-rated shows because their childrens material was rubbish.