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"It has to be seen to be believed..."

Forget console wars.

Forget technological advances.

Forget the arms race.

Forget the space race.

The search for the ultimate new technology is over. The race has been won. There now exists one single invention that will solve every problem you have ever had.

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...

The Pen Genie.

http://www.pen-genie.com

Did you see the corporate page?

I wonder if I get one on expenses?

You can even have your name printed on it. Handy so you don't forget I guess?

That really is truely shocking though. That such a product can exist, and actually be used....

Furthermore, i think the basic idea of it is to make it less time consuming to find a pen, haven't they heard of a desk tidy?

I bet these guys are the ones that programmed Black and White.

It would explain a lot

"It is also ambidextrous suitable for right or left handed people and is very comfortable to wear."

But look at the pictures...

Surely if you put it on your left hand, then pen would be next to your pinkie. How could you write with that? Huh? Huh?

"Pen-genie is suitable for virtually all male and female adult size hands with a junior version to follow later this year."


Obviously taking slightly longer to develop that, then.

A CUSTOMER SUPPORT? Who actually owns one? I certainly don't know anyone.

They have a cusomer support email address.

Ironic considering this tool does away with the need for opposable thumbs.

Revolutionary eh? How the hell can you have a whole website on a band you put round your hand to hold a pen. Oh and lol @ the instructions

Please UFO, please come get me.

I beg you, come collect me.
I'm done here, my research is complete.
I have discovered the Pen-Genie, this is proof that this planet is of no use to anyone.

Hit eject and save me a window seat.

I missed all the smut due to massive cerebral failure...I feel ashamed

I MISSED THAT!

I was too busy trying to stop my brain from falling out of my nose...

damn the Pen-Genie