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"It has to be seen to be believed..."

Forget console wars.

Forget technological advances.

Forget the arms race.

Forget the space race.

The search for the ultimate new technology is over. The race has been won. There now exists one single invention that will solve every problem you have ever had.

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...

The Pen Genie.

http://www.pen-genie.com

huh-huh...yeah....huh-huh...

Except by the girlfriend.

Yeah, sorry.

I have no idea where that one came from.

Probably best left unexplored.

I... er... I...

...really can't think of anything to say!

You want to cuddle my monkey?

If you like, although an angry fist-like grip works better.

And before you say it, I mean the monkey - not 'hugs'.

Goatboy wrote:
> That is disgraceful and we will slip from Morecombe and
> Wise to Keith Harris and Orville.


I want Cuddles!

*pats his head*

It's ok, it just seemed too obvious to go for.

No offence meant Mein Clown

:-(

Sorry.

No.

Come on Wookie, do better.

That is disgraceful and we will slip from Morecombe and Wise to Keith Harris and Orville.

Never, ever go for such an easy pun again.

Shame on you.