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This time though they seem to be getting facts wrong, and are even sarcastic!
Towards the end of my last season, i was 3rd, and was playing the team in 2nd, and apparently it was a "Must win game, defeat means relegation!" Sorry Mr Brooking, your slightly wrong there.
And also, the other team had a tame shot from 20 yards, it pea-roled to the keepers arms slower than a granny in her mobility buggy, and he picked it up, and it was dubbed as a "World class save from the keeper there, they just dont know how to beat him!"
It is funny...but still...bring in Andy Gray!
Aiiiiiii
Anyone noticed that 3 to 6 star levels are almost the same? I can lose to Chelsea on 3 star but destroy Classic England on 6 star.
Best players on the game - Maradona, Hugo Sanchez, Owen, Di Stefano, Garrincha, Finney, Vogts, and Krol.
There are probably others but I just can't play against these players, while I beat Classic Brazil every time (with all the good players in the starting eleven.) Classic Argentina is almost impossible, and in my Master League Liverpool got through the last seasdon unbeaten.
> I need help... I'm sh*te at PES3... 4 doesn't arrive 'til Monday.
Your screwed.
Seriously, if you havnt mastered PES3 theres not much hope for you.
Snap.
Gimme a sec to get good...
:D
> Good to see the commentators are as good as ever...
The revolutionary "He passed that sideways!" is hilarious.
Also, I took one crap shot from distance in the second minute, which got half blocked, but inspired Brackley to call Japan "Invicible" or some such tripe.
Also I think there's a slightly glitched sound bite. When a good shot goes just wide you get:
Brackley: "Wow, what a strike!"
overidden by Brooking: "I think some of the crowd thought thqat was in"
overidden by Brackley: "Yes, that was very close"
or something.
****
Anyone notice the spelling mistakes in edit mode?
Dear God, Konami couldn't even be bothered to get the word "width" spelt correctly...
> Any advice on how to improve?
Play lots and lots and don't try to be FIFA ideaology driven. Know that there are various ways of passing and doing one-twos and variations on cross types.
Having a good footballing mind helps a bit too.