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"Mikey-Watch"

Another thread on Mikey, true. But I have to keep my hopes up. Losing my favourite 'Pool striker is a blow that can only be softened with the return of the only 'Pool player I have loved more than him. Mikey is on his way back - that's what The Times seems to think:

[URL]http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,428-1736832,00.html[/URL]

Read that in my paper this morning before my run, and then amused myself by thinking of Mikey while running (not in a gay way).

Stevie says he'll talk to him in the England training camp. No-one can turn down Stevie. No man, no woman.

Rafa is a moron

Newcastle don't have a number 10 do they?

Heh. Wonder what kind of reception he'll get at Anfield?

Sadly we have to wait until December for Liverpool v Newcastle and by then Mikey may have slit his wrists.

Don't forget the 25% sell-on fee Liverpool're owed. That's another £4m towards their offer to Real.

Thanks :) This annoys me far more than Baros leaving. I actually have a severe rage on me right now. I need to go out and mug a child or kick a puppy.

Let's do some maths fun.

£7 million for Crouch + £5.5 for Sissoko = £13.5 million.
We offered £6 million plus the £4 million Real still owed us for Mikey. That's plenty, plus there's at least that magic £1.5 million left over that Real wanted for a certain other galactico...

I just hope 'Pool fans realise that Rafa has bought Peter Crouch and Momo Sissoko instead of Luis Figo and Michael Owen. That's what it boils down to, ultimately.

And then maybe the fools will stop calling him the next Shankly. Personally, I'm pining for Houllier right now. He wouldn't have even sold Danny Murphy.

I feel sorry for you, I really do. But I genuinely think this whole transfer "saga" and the way it's been handled by Rafa was more akin to a circus. Not being a Liverpool fan, I can look on it with vague amusement but I know how much it hurts, believe me.

Shut up. This is an awful day for football.

Just woke up and turned on Sky Sports News.

Ahahahhahaa.

11:31 - Michael Owen signs for some crappy small-town club
11:34 - Steven Gerrard hands in transfer request
11:37 - Jamie Carragher, John Arne Riise and Didi Hamann hand in transfer requests
11:45 - Xabi Alonso terminates his contract
11:54 - Sami Hyypia signs for Bolton
12:01 - Stephen Warnock signs for Manchester United
12:06 - Steve Finnan and Djibril Cisse sign for DC United
12:45 - Luis Figo says "Benitez wouldn't pay money for me"
13:07 - Rafael Benitez quits as manager of Liverpool FC

My day from now on.