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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
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Your life must be one of the most exciting and self-entertaining ever known to exist upon the earth, Hedfix!
It's like a none-stop thrill ride! We could turn you into a Hollywood movie!
"One man, one life, all he had was TV, the Internet, and Dance Ejay 5"
I see an Oscar!
It's like a none-stop thrill ride! We could turn you into a Hollywood movie!
"One man, one life, all he had was TV, the Internet, and Dance Ejay 5"
I see an Oscar!
If Jeffery Archer can stand prison life so can I.
Then again it'd be a youth prison and I am supplied with a playstation.
I cannot live with a playstation.
"GIMMIE THE CHAIR"
Then again it'd be a youth prison and I am supplied with a playstation.
I cannot live with a playstation.
"GIMMIE THE CHAIR"
For the next 30 seconds it's all the entertainment I've got. :)
<--- Has been pwned
Hedfix wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I'm bored now.
>
> Ditto.
>
> About 3 more mins until my TV programme starts. Thank ---- for that.
Ever occurred to you that you don't need to keep replying? Obviously you've given me a good pwning, I'm now weeping, my face a twisted mask of acne, tears and glasses, my soul ripped and laid bare before all to see... Do you really need to hang around? Or is this all the entertainment you've got? Testing your rapier wit against a bored 16 year old?
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I'm bored now.
>
> Ditto.
>
> About 3 more mins until my TV programme starts. Thank ---- for that.
Ever occurred to you that you don't need to keep replying? Obviously you've given me a good pwning, I'm now weeping, my face a twisted mask of acne, tears and glasses, my soul ripped and laid bare before all to see... Do you really need to hang around? Or is this all the entertainment you've got? Testing your rapier wit against a bored 16 year old?
Dringo wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:-
>
> Nah, actually you're just hanging on making attmpts to bring this
> down to a personal level.
>
>
>
> Hedfix then wrote:-
>
> infact there's nothing more to discuss
> just some fool called RBS trying to affect someone with a few weak
> attempts at something (Insults? *shrugs*) on a forum.
Stop trying to be clever, this is all about killing time and you might need the practice. :P
> Hedfix wrote:-
>
> Nah, actually you're just hanging on making attmpts to bring this
> down to a personal level.
>
>
>
> Hedfix then wrote:-
>
> infact there's nothing more to discuss
> just some fool called RBS trying to affect someone with a few weak
> attempts at something (Insults? *shrugs*) on a forum.
Stop trying to be clever, this is all about killing time and you might need the practice. :P
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I'm bored now.
Ditto.
About 3 more mins until my TV programme starts. Thank ---- for that.
> I'm bored now.
Ditto.
About 3 more mins until my TV programme starts. Thank ---- for that.
Dringo wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
>
> Nope I've amde my points in 3 threads now and I'm tired of repeating
> the same thing so now it's time for the ritual pee take.
>
> Currently I'll be glad if you go down for arson though. F U.
>
> See you insult people personally and you then insult them further
> because they are taking your "friendly discussion"
> personally.
>
> Now if you are gonna keep throwing a tantrum I'm not gonna vote for
> you next time.
>
> Do you want your dummy back? Well be a good boy then.
Oh dear, MUST we drag on with this? You're finding this insulting? Oh you poor boy, prison will simply destroy you.
This is a pee take pure and simple, you won't let it go and I find it funny. *Shrugs* oh and up yours Dringo you goddamn barnburner!!!111
mabye I should add smilies?
> Hedfix wrote:
>
> Nope I've amde my points in 3 threads now and I'm tired of repeating
> the same thing so now it's time for the ritual pee take.
>
> Currently I'll be glad if you go down for arson though. F U.
>
> See you insult people personally and you then insult them further
> because they are taking your "friendly discussion"
> personally.
>
> Now if you are gonna keep throwing a tantrum I'm not gonna vote for
> you next time.
>
> Do you want your dummy back? Well be a good boy then.
Oh dear, MUST we drag on with this? You're finding this insulting? Oh you poor boy, prison will simply destroy you.
This is a pee take pure and simple, you won't let it go and I find it funny. *Shrugs* oh and up yours Dringo you goddamn barnburner!!!111
mabye I should add smilies?
I'm bored now.
Hedfix wrote:-
> Nah, actually you're just hanging on making attmpts to bring this
> down to a personal level.
Hedfix then wrote:-
infact there's nothing more to discuss
> just some fool called RBS trying to affect someone with a few weak
> attempts at something (Insults? *shrugs*) on a forum.
> Nah, actually you're just hanging on making attmpts to bring this
> down to a personal level.
Hedfix then wrote:-
infact there's nothing more to discuss
> just some fool called RBS trying to affect someone with a few weak
> attempts at something (Insults? *shrugs*) on a forum.
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