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Wed 10/08/05 at 19:15
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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.

"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."

Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]

"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."

This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.

"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.

The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.

Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:

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Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.

"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.

When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".

Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.

Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
Fri 12/08/05 at 15:52
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The title post, a thinly-veiled 'vote for me' post that I've already pointed out in two other threads.

Also Stryke's fixing of the last story competition in Creative Writing.
Fri 12/08/05 at 15:19
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Hedfix wrote:
> - Gather evidence based on evidence noticed in previous elections.
> Raise possibility of 'Forum tactical voting' and stick to guns so SR
> might change the poor system for voting. Have interesting debate.


Still waiting for this evidence.
Fri 12/08/05 at 14:39
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That might be it.
Fri 12/08/05 at 14:23
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Back then : Barns burnt down - 0

Now: Barns burnt down - 1

There's your margin of error.
Fri 12/08/05 at 14:19
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I was being a moron, I became rebelious and childish.

There was a time when I was to lose my interent connection and there was a post done by er-no that read "Bye Bye Dringo" and it features 90% of those on FOG saying goodbye and hoping I could come back soon.

And I'm not making that up!

Certainly wouldn't happen now.
Fri 12/08/05 at 14:18
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It varies. I got a damn good dicking in the election after I came 2nd to YH.
Fri 12/08/05 at 14:15
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If I remember correctly the following Notable didn't get as many votes as I did the previous time.

It also cannot be ignored that I dropped 16 votes in 3 months.
Fri 12/08/05 at 13:58
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Dringo wrote:

I lost the election. Surely I would win the next one? Well not at all, in fact I got 6 votes... I was no longer flavour of the month. Back in those days first and second place won an election place, during that notable election first place Goatboy won and third place RBS (13 votes) won.


Thing is Dring, it doesn't work like that. It could well have been that most of the people who voted for Goaty, also wanted to see Insane Bartender get in, for example. But they picked Goaty for one election, and then IB the next.

The election before mine, I came about 7th, because I was second choice for a lot of people. So they voted for others (can't remember who won it in the end), and then me the following time. See?
Fri 12/08/05 at 02:21
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That's quite a lot of LFC related Notables.










...I like it ;D
Fri 12/08/05 at 01:46
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I have to say I intended to have a decent discussion but I'll get down and dirty to take the pee out of idiots most of the time because it really is a lot of fun. I know it's probably something I should work on but if you give me an idiot/group of idiots 9/10 I will feel compelled to take the pee out of them.

As vices go it could be worse.

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