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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
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Proper one:
- Gather evidence based on evidence noticed in previous elections. Raise possibility of 'Forum tactical voting' and stick to guns so SR might change the poor system for voting. Have interesting debate.
- Idiots bring the level of discussion down to playground levels, join in because it's fun and I have no regard for my fellow users if they start acting like prats. Play with prats for a while whilst still maintaining a fairly decent discussion with others.
- Wait for idiots to go "It's a wind-up".
- Play along, if you want a wind-up you got it. You expect me to be an idiot? I'll play along and I'll laugh at you. My work is done here so now it's time for some fun!
-Mention jibes about "sex and girls" because it never fails to get the morons frothy mouthed.
- Take the pee out of morons for a fair bit whilst waiting for TV programme to come on.
- Chuckle to self whilst watching TV programme.
- Come back to witness aftermath. Write amusing reply. End.
- Gather evidence based on evidence noticed in previous elections. Raise possibility of 'Forum tactical voting' and stick to guns so SR might change the poor system for voting. Have interesting debate.
- Idiots bring the level of discussion down to playground levels, join in because it's fun and I have no regard for my fellow users if they start acting like prats. Play with prats for a while whilst still maintaining a fairly decent discussion with others.
- Wait for idiots to go "It's a wind-up".
- Play along, if you want a wind-up you got it. You expect me to be an idiot? I'll play along and I'll laugh at you. My work is done here so now it's time for some fun!
-Mention jibes about "sex and girls" because it never fails to get the morons frothy mouthed.
- Take the pee out of morons for a fair bit whilst waiting for TV programme to come on.
- Chuckle to self whilst watching TV programme.
- Come back to witness aftermath. Write amusing reply. End.
Mav wrote:
> Hedfix's tantrum template
That shall now be my Bible. :-)
> Hedfix's tantrum template
That shall now be my Bible. :-)
It is a very cunning plan though Mav, but it appears you have caught him out!
I've just got to say, Nash, I love you.
shut up m8 i lost my viginitee @ like 12, lol!
HAHA TOUCH A GIRL M8
The thing is, I've got an excuse to be on the internet arguing with someone at 1'o clock in the morning. It's the school holidays. What's your exuse Heddy? As best as I can remember, you're 20-odd and are supposed to have a job and life. Yet still your post count is almost double that of the second highest.
Hedfix's tantrum template:
- Make controversial claim with absolutely no evidence yet have unreserved arrogance in being right.
- If someone picks up on idiocy, reel off insult from "Hedfix's big book of Insults" which reads "you've never touched a girl [vary]".
- When it all collapses in on itself, retort by saying "I was having a laugh - didn't you realise?" Controlling smilies a must.
- If forum members fail to buy this, fend them off for as long as possible using aforementioned insults.
- Feign actually having planned to watch a television programme and end with a super-cool comment.
- Search forum for ideas for next conspiracy theory.
- Make controversial claim with absolutely no evidence yet have unreserved arrogance in being right.
- If someone picks up on idiocy, reel off insult from "Hedfix's big book of Insults" which reads "you've never touched a girl [vary]".
- When it all collapses in on itself, retort by saying "I was having a laugh - didn't you realise?" Controlling smilies a must.
- If forum members fail to buy this, fend them off for as long as possible using aforementioned insults.
- Feign actually having planned to watch a television programme and end with a super-cool comment.
- Search forum for ideas for next conspiracy theory.
Argh you're missing the TV!
Bit harsh on Dringo there Nash.
Oh now you edit my name in to change it well too late I already saw you go after Dringo you sick sadist!!!111
Oh now you edit my name in to change it well too late I already saw you go after Dringo you sick sadist!!!111
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