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"4 new Liverpool signings (Huzzah)"

Super Zenden signs today, as do Mark Gonzales, Baldy Reina and some kid from somewhere in Spain. Probably doesn't even play football, Rafa just met him on the street, saw he was Spanish and signed him.

Awful awful day. Stevie's agent says he's off. Rafa says he wants him to stay. Stevie's probably still hungover from the double whammy of the Mikey/Carra wedding double last week.

I'm very very worried, and I'll admit I've always thought he'd stay throughout last season. Disaster if he goes. Although, I say that, but we've got Xabi Alonso. That fearsome Alonso/Zenden partnership has got everyone trembling. John Terry is quoted as saying he's "confused even more than normal" and Patrick Vieira said " Pat very very scared i want Mummy Patrick".

Also we've signed the southern half of Spain.

Well here are the rumours I have found regarding signings for Liverpool. Who do you think are likely?

Defence:

Olivia Kapo- Juventus (age: 24)
John O'Shea- Manchester United (23)
Miquel Roque- Spain (16)
Matthew Upson- Birmingham (26)
Pablo Ibanez- Aletico Madrid (23)
Anton Ferdinand - West Ham (20)
Miguel - Benficia (25) - right back
Jack Hobbs - Lincoln City (16)


Midfield:

Luis Figo - Real Madrid (32) - Granted we've been through this but they'd afford him with the money gained from the gerrard deal.
MArk Mintal - Nuremberg (27)
Steed Malbranque - Fulham (25)
Juanfran - Real Madrid (20) - Right Midfield
Guti - Real Madrid (28)
Gabriel Milito - Real Zaragoza (25)
Stelios Giannakopoulos - Bolton (30)
Mikel Arteta - Real Sociedad (23)



Strikers:

Raul - Real Madrid (27) - yeah whatever
Javier Pedro Saviola - Barcelona (23)
Albert Luque - Deportivio (24)
Dirk Kuyt - Feyenoord (24)
Peter Crouch - Southampton (23)
Andy Johnson - Crystal Palace (24)
Jon Dahl Tomasson - AC Milan (28)
Sydney Govou - Lyon (25)

Blank wrote:
> Haha, I realised after I went offline. Half of them were, I think. I
> got completely mixed up.

Heh, I only realised it a few hours after you posted as well.

The others are right, though. Well, I think David Pizzaro is Chilean anyway...

I.

Am.

Gutted.

=(

Oi Gaz, since when did you like football anyway?

I'd've thought you would've been more 'into' rugby and sheep...

Is it Koller who has a new badger style hairdo?

Ahahah the Crouch thing.

WHY? He was at Pomp a few seasons back, if you told us he'd be playing for the European champions we'd of laughed.

Also you're not exactly fending off competition from Real, Chelsea, Yoo etc. etc. You're trying to fend off West Ham and my beloved Pomp.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Oh, and Blank:
>
> Jefferson Farfan is from Peru, not Chile.

Haha, I realised after I went offline. Half of them were, I think. I got completely mixed up.

Althought I did think you were getting Crouch for that job....

A pair of stilts would help too.

Stryke wrote:
> That plan involved shaving Morientes' head to make him into Koller,
> heh.

Haha, yuh good.

for once.... :P