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Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
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Herd.
What is worse though?
Dry rabbit-pipping, or the runny herd of wilderbeast type?
Dry rabbit-pipping, or the runny herd of wilderbeast type?
This is all from the behind. Us lads have trouble aiming and leaving the toilet seat up... but thats another story.
CandyFloss wrote:
> Do you often do a poo when you have a boner? Does it turn you on or
> something?
That hurts...i know.
> Do you often do a poo when you have a boner? Does it turn you on or
> something?
That hurts...i know.
When you don't need to wipe afterwards, its like a dream, you wipe the area, expecting the most vile and horrendous piece of pure nutty,wet, piece of slime ever, and it turns out to be dry and its almost so clean, you can use the tissue again with a different person.
*agrees with munnn*
Do you often do a poo when you have a boner? Does it turn you on or something?
The best poos are the ones where they're all about 2-3 inches long and pour out rapidly, but don't splash, then you wipe and there's nothing there, andd you're in and done in 15 seconds (including flushing and handwashing time).
The worst one's are wet splashy ones when you have a boner (Damn them).
It's like the worst thing EVER.
The worst one's are wet splashy ones when you have a boner (Damn them).
It's like the worst thing EVER.
SnoopDogg wrote:
> To stop the ''dreaded backsplash'', put some tissue at the base of
> the
> toilet and hopefully, unless you drop a massive tree trunk of a
> t*rd,
> you shouldn't get a wet backside.
Tphi wrote:
> You're an idiot, but this is good advice, if not at all obvious.
> There's nothing worse than going for a piddle, releasing your brown
> submarine with force and feeling a warm golden splash against your
> nether regions.
I learnt that last year in halls. The toilet window was always open so when you had a poo in the morning in the middle of winter you'd have to put bog roll down in the water or you'd get a horrible suprise when ice cold water hits you. The seat always managed to freeze to my ass though.
> To stop the ''dreaded backsplash'', put some tissue at the base of
> the
> toilet and hopefully, unless you drop a massive tree trunk of a
> t*rd,
> you shouldn't get a wet backside.
Tphi wrote:
> You're an idiot, but this is good advice, if not at all obvious.
> There's nothing worse than going for a piddle, releasing your brown
> submarine with force and feeling a warm golden splash against your
> nether regions.
I learnt that last year in halls. The toilet window was always open so when you had a poo in the morning in the middle of winter you'd have to put bog roll down in the water or you'd get a horrible suprise when ice cold water hits you. The seat always managed to freeze to my ass though.
Tphi wrote:
>brown submarine
LMAO, awww thats great...Hands down to you there, thats pure class.
>brown submarine
LMAO, awww thats great...Hands down to you there, thats pure class.
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