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"The Perfect Poo"

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Sat 14/05/05 at 15:46
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?

One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.

Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.

Hmmmm.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:24
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"kill or be killed"
Posts: 635
wow! amazing that would be. can't wait
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:24
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"member of dogg poun"
Posts: 787
sideshow buzz wrote:
> In the future when all our homes and stuff are wired up to computers
> and microsoft rules the world, the perfect poo will trigger the
> toilet wall to go into tv screen mode where you will be greeted by a
> vision of Mr Gates commending you on your achievement.

Somehow i doubt it, but our computer chair will turn into a toilet and will swallow our cr*ps...If it swallows a 'rock' it will go : ''Fatal System Error'' or ''Please wipe the insides of your system''
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:21
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"Trout a la creme"
Posts: 2,858
In the future when all our homes and stuff are wired up to computers and microsoft rules the world, the perfect poo will trigger the toilet wall to go into tv screen mode where you will be greeted by a vision of Mr Gates commending you on your achievement.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:07
Regular
"kill or be killed"
Posts: 635
some people who poo.. gets ejaculated
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:02
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"bot"
Posts: 3,491
munn wrote:
> The worst one's are wet splashy ones when you have a boner (Damn
> them).

you often poo while you have a boner?
ever considered blumpkin?
Sat 14/05/05 at 19:55
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"Incomprehendible"
Posts: 2,938
You know that line you shouldn't cross?

You just crossed it, turn round and did dirty things on it.

Possibly a poo, in fact.
Sat 14/05/05 at 19:55
Regular
"kill or be killed"
Posts: 635
having a poo is a turn on.
Sat 14/05/05 at 19:50
Regular
"Incomprehendible"
Posts: 2,938
Ah, I'm glad to see there really is a group of people with whom I share a common interest.
Sat 14/05/05 at 19:43
Regular
"cachoo"
Posts: 7,037
That sounds like the Clean Poo! Or is it the Ghost poo?

Shall we all post now when we give birth to a little poop? That could be intresting. Then we'd really know each other inside out. :p
Sat 14/05/05 at 19:18
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"member of dogg poun"
Posts: 787
OMG, this is sooo funny. This is why i come here!

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