The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
> In the future when all our homes and stuff are wired up to computers
> and microsoft rules the world, the perfect poo will trigger the
> toilet wall to go into tv screen mode where you will be greeted by a
> vision of Mr Gates commending you on your achievement.
Somehow i doubt it, but our computer chair will turn into a toilet and will swallow our cr*ps...If it swallows a 'rock' it will go : ''Fatal System Error'' or ''Please wipe the insides of your system''
> The worst one's are wet splashy ones when you have a boner (Damn
> them).
you often poo while you have a boner?
ever considered blumpkin?
You just crossed it, turn round and did dirty things on it.
Possibly a poo, in fact.
Shall we all post now when we give birth to a little poop? That could be intresting. Then we'd really know each other inside out. :p