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Sat 14/05/05 at 15:46
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?

One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.

Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.

Hmmmm.
Sat 14/05/05 at 16:08
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Sat 14/05/05 at 15:56
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Sat 14/05/05 at 15:46
Regular
"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?

One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.

Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.

Hmmmm.

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