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"The Perfect Poo"

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Sat 14/05/05 at 15:46
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?

One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.

Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.

Hmmmm.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:48
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"member of dogg poun"
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Rai wrote:
> You've lost me.

Same here.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:48
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"In Soviet Russia..."
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You've lost me.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:44
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"Incomprehendible"
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But obviously fairly thin, so as to fit throught the toilet roll?
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:44
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"In Soviet Russia..."
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I'm a tall person.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:41
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"Incomprehendible"
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I'm not that small.

sorry...
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:40
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"In Soviet Russia..."
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We all do.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:39
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"member of dogg poun"
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i go through a toilet roll a day.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:38
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"In Soviet Russia..."
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Yeah, it would. If all poos were like that, then you'd probably only need to buy one toiler roll a fortnight.
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:33
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"member of dogg poun"
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Well, would save cash eh Rai? lol
Sat 14/05/05 at 20:32
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"In Soviet Russia..."
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SnoopDogg wrote:
> When you don't need to wipe afterwards, its like a dream, you wipe the
> area, expecting the most vile and horrendous piece of pure nutty,wet,
> piece of slime ever, and it turns out to be dry and its almost so
> clean, you can use the tissue again with a different person.

Ain't life grand?

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