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This time we have to be more sneaky. It's not enough to just shoot Nunez to ensure he won't play, I'm beginning to suspect Rafa would put Nunez's corpse on the bench anyway. So this means we have to be sneaky-like. I suggest luring Nunez out of his house, which he surely shares with other wasters like Richie Partridge, by the use of a cunning No 7 shirt on a string. Nunez will surely think Harry Kewell has been killed, possibly by me. He will then believe the No 7 shirt appearing at his door to be an omen that Rafa wants him play regularly on the right-wing. He will follow the shirt to a hut within which Harry Kewell and Ant will be. Ant will be charged with the responsibility of making sure these two diabolical players cannot be in Turin. This is OK because Ant's favourite players are these two.
Juventus will believe the whole squad will be arriving together. This is not the case. We will have sent Baros and Smicer on a mission, Czech-style. They will have hitchhiked to Turin, and adopted a disguise (put their greasy locks in a hairnet) to ensure they are not detected. Their mission will be to sabotage Pavel Nedved. Pavel will welcome them into his house because they share national allegiance, but his trust will be misplaced. Baros will do all the work because Smicer is good for nothing. He just came along so Baros would have someone to talk to. They will tie Nedved up in the shed.
On the night, Benitez will be confounded by the lack of Nunez and will be forced - listen carefully now - to actually play 90 minutes with at least 1 recognised striker on the pitch. Capello will be stunned, because he had been given to understand that Benitez doesn't like playing with any strikers at all, but a 6 man midfield. He is already confused because Nedved hasn't turned up. He will be SO confused, in fact, that he will bring himself on for Buffon.
Milan Milan Milan, seeing that there is only an old man with a weird fake-tan in the goalmouth, will be inspired to score a hatrick, which is just as well because Miner Dudek will be back in goal, allowing 70 yard efforts from Blasi to go in.
This is how we will beat Juventus.
Juventus will believe the whole squad will be arriving together. This is not the case. We will have sent Baros and Smicer on a mission, Czech-style. They will have hitchhiked to Turin, and adopted a disguise (put their greasy locks in a hairnet) to ensure they are not detected. Their mission will be to sabotage Pavel Nedved. Pavel will welcome them into his house because they share national allegiance, but his trust will be misplaced. Baros will do all the work because Smicer is good for nothing. He just came along so Baros would have someone to talk to. They will tie Nedved up in the shed.
On the night, Benitez will be confounded by the lack of Nunez and will be forced - listen carefully now - to actually play 90 minutes with at least 1 recognised striker on the pitch. Capello will be stunned, because he had been given to understand that Benitez doesn't like playing with any strikers at all, but a 6 man midfield. He is already confused because Nedved hasn't turned up. He will be SO confused, in fact, that he will bring himself on for Buffon.
Milan Milan Milan, seeing that there is only an old man with a weird fake-tan in the goalmouth, will be inspired to score a hatrick, which is just as well because Miner Dudek will be back in goal, allowing 70 yard efforts from Blasi to go in.
This is how we will beat Juventus.
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i hate tezeguet so much, he scored that goal which meant italy didnt win Euro 2004
Trezeguet is OUT.
Huzzah, a little ray of light for us. Still, Trezeguet is overrated. I'd prefer Zlatan to be out, personally.
Or Nedved, obviously. That's the only injury loss that would equal the loss of Stevie.
Huzzah, a little ray of light for us. Still, Trezeguet is overrated. I'd prefer Zlatan to be out, personally.
Or Nedved, obviously. That's the only injury loss that would equal the loss of Stevie.
rover5fan wrote:
> the question is how to beat brentford!
Pay the poor sods a fiver each and I'm sure they'll have no problems losing a game.
> the question is how to beat brentford!
Pay the poor sods a fiver each and I'm sure they'll have no problems losing a game.
the question is how to beat brentford!
Ant wrote:
> Heh, very good.
>
> But yeah, Gerrard's out...so we're gonna have to rush Xabi Alonso
> back.
>
> Whose betting his ankle goes after 7 minutes?
--
"Fetch the John Walsh!"
"What?"
"Fetch the John Welsh!"
> Heh, very good.
>
> But yeah, Gerrard's out...so we're gonna have to rush Xabi Alonso
> back.
>
> Whose betting his ankle goes after 7 minutes?
--
"Fetch the John Walsh!"
"What?"
"Fetch the John Welsh!"
Lil Bro wrote:
> Pfft, can't be bothered with another argument about it, but we beat
> you :D
>
> When a ball travels two yards over a goal line, it's a goal.
>
> Simple as ;)
Yes, but when one team scores a goal and the other also scores a goal, it's a draw.
Spurs 1 - 1 Man Utd
That's the best thing you can say.
> Pfft, can't be bothered with another argument about it, but we beat
> you :D
>
> When a ball travels two yards over a goal line, it's a goal.
>
> Simple as ;)
Yes, but when one team scores a goal and the other also scores a goal, it's a draw.
Spurs 1 - 1 Man Utd
That's the best thing you can say.
Heh, very good.
But yeah, Gerrard's out...so we're gonna have to rush Xabi Alonso back.
Whose betting his ankle goes after 7 minutes?
But yeah, Gerrard's out...so we're gonna have to rush Xabi Alonso back.
Whose betting his ankle goes after 7 minutes?
On a positive note, Juve struggled to get a draw against Feorentina and conceded 3 goals.
Well you almost had me convinced until I read those last three or four posts. :(
We're screwed.
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