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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

Lenny: "Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!"

Lou: Can I hold my gun sideways Chief? It looks so cool.

Chief Wiggum: Anything for the birthday boy.

Apu: "I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at."

Chief Wiggum: 'Shoot the tires out, Lou.'
Lou: 'But it's a tank.'
Wiggum: 'I'm getting really tired of your excuses.'

Heh, another classic...

Chief Wiggum: Do it for this adorable little puppy. Look at the puppy, Marge.
Marge: That's your hat.
Lou: She's good, chief.

Homer: My brain's going a mile a minute.

Then a shot inside Homer's head with a monkey picking fleas off another monkey's back.

Bart (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph: I made Bart in my pants!

Haha

*Ralph shows his sand box*
"I'm not allowed in the deep end."

Ralph: Principle Skinner and rs Krabapple(sp?) were making babies in the closet, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me.

Chief Wiggum: The baby looked at you!?

Ralph: 'I found a moon rock in my nose!'