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If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.
I'll start :
Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds
(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)
Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!
> Chr1s wrote:
> Frank Grimes: You've got a 5.13!
> Homer: *looks at watch*
> Frank Grimes: No, really you've got a 5.13 in your department!
> Homer: *looks at watch*
> Frank Grimes: You've got a 5......13!
> Homer: Oh a 5.13 *looks at watch discreetly*
>
> I don't get it.
Maybe it's one of those things that you'll have to see for yourself. I can't think of how to put it in to words any better.
Marge : "Well, I guess that's what happens when you release a superior creature into an inferior ecology"
Everyone starts laughing ...
Zoom in to Koala holding onto plane. Dun-dun-dun-DAH!
Lisa: "We are home."
Homer: "That was fast."
> Frank Grimes: You've got a 5.13!
> Homer: *looks at watch*
> Frank Grimes: No, really you've got a 5.13 in your department!
> Homer: *looks at watch*
> Frank Grimes: You've got a 5......13!
> Homer: Oh a 5.13 *looks at watch discreetly*
I don't get it.
Homer: "Me like Beer"
Linguo The Grammar Correcting Robot: "No, I like beer"
Homer: "Oh, he likes beer!"
*pours beer down the robot*
The end of that episode is good too, when Linguo corrects the Mafia.
I CBA quoting it though.
> Frank Grimes: You've got a 5.13!
> Homer: *looks at watch*
> Frank Grimes: No, really you've got a 5.13 in your department!
> Homer: *looks at watch*
> Frank Grimes: You've got a 5......13!
> Homer: Oh a 5.13 *looks at watch discreetly*
>
> Was something along those lines. Bloody hilarious.
This has had me laughing for two days and counting now.