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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

Silent Thunder wrote:
> Heh, same episode:
>
> *rolling fruit down the bus*
>
> Bart: "Go apple!"
>
> Milhouse: "Go orange!"
>
> Ralph: "Go banana!"

Lol, now that's a classic.

Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Heh, same episode:

*rolling fruit down the bus*

Bart: "Go apple!"

Milhouse: "Go orange!"

Ralph: "Go banana!"

Silent Thunder wrote:
> And: 'When I'm older I want to be a Principal or a caterpillar.'

How about on that island...

Bart: "How are they [the berries] Ralph? Good?"
Ralph: "They taste like...burning!"

And: 'When I'm older I want to be a Principal or a caterpillar.'

Silent Thunder wrote:
> Ralph: 'Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!'

Ralph: "Me fail English? Thats unpossible!"

Ah, simplicity.

Ralph: 'Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!'

Singing Homer:

"I'm just shaving my shoulders!"

Feel free to correct me, i'm going on memory

Homer finds Bart and Milhouse dressed up in womens clothes
OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AND I WANT A NON-GAY EXPLANATION!

One i posted the other day
Homer trying to steal Mr Burns mail at the post office.

Homer:Hello my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me
POW : Ok Mr Burns i just need to know, whats your first name
Homer : I dont know

You can pretty much include any conversation Homer has with his brain

"My beard! I think I broke my beard!"

Great quote from a crap episode...