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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

Bart (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph: I made Bart in my pants!

Homer: My brain's going a mile a minute.

Then a shot inside Homer's head with a monkey picking fleas off another monkey's back.

Heh, another classic...

Chief Wiggum: Do it for this adorable little puppy. Look at the puppy, Marge.
Marge: That's your hat.
Lou: She's good, chief.

Chief Wiggum: 'Shoot the tires out, Lou.'
Lou: 'But it's a tank.'
Wiggum: 'I'm getting really tired of your excuses.'

Apu: "I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at."

Lou: Can I hold my gun sideways Chief? It looks so cool.

Chief Wiggum: Anything for the birthday boy.

Lenny: "Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!"

*Marge at police training and struggling over a wall*

Chief Wiggum: 'Women always seem to have trouble with the wall. Never seem to be able to find the door.'

:-D

this one isn't exact...

Wiggum: "It was a rabbit's head on a horse's body, with the body of a rabbit"

Or something.

Lisa turns off t.v. On episode where there is a curfew

Lisa : "Shall we turn the old radio on?"

Homer : "Well turn something on, I'm starting to think"