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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

I love the one where Homer decides to be a guinea pig (not literally, of course), and they're in Moe's, and Barney shows them the ears on his chest:

Moe: "Are those ears!!"

Barney: "Owww!!! Not so loud!!"

Wiggum: Bake him away, toys

Homer: Boy, when the sign says do not feed the bears, you better not feed the bears.
  *Homer lifts up his arm where a small bear is attached*

Moe: So you invite them round for a nice cushy dinner and then bam! The old fork in the eye.

Lisa: Why don't you ask Dad?

Bart: I did, but I couldn't understand what the hell he was talking about.

In Lounge, Homer is watching tv and Lisa is lying on the floor, looking up at him

Homer : "What are you doing?"

Lisa : "I'm looking at you with quiet awe"

Homer : "Well ... as long as it's quiet"

EDIT

Wrong Post.

EDIt
Sorry, wrong thread.

gerrid wrote:

> "here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax: a
> horse with the head of a rabbit and the body...of a rabbit"
>
> "Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as
> the act of removing weeds from one's garden"

These two are good, the rest arent that goo.

"My frikin' ears!"