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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

*Highly Excitable* wrote:
> Wiggum: "It was a rabbit's head on a horse's body, with the body
> of a rabbit"

You're rubbish at this

"here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax: a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body...of a rabbit"

More:

"Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so..."

"Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up"

"Ralph: Prinskipper Skippel... Primdable Skimpsker... I found something!"

"Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children."

"Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!"

"Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV."

and the best of all:
"Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden"

Homer: My search for my soul-mate has yielded a lighthouse keeping robot.

Snarling coming from Dog kennel

Bart : "Dad, I think it's a Badger"

Homer : "It's probably Milhouse"

Homer goes into dog house calling : "Milhouse" ... shredding and screaming can be heard

Homer : "Yep, It's definitely a badger"

Ralph is the funniest character, defiantly.

On stage, when Principal Skinner is announcing the students who have failed in their subjects or something

Skinner: Wiggum, Ralph.

Ralph: I won! I won!

The Hibernator wrote:
> Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."


I don't know why, but I think Ralph Wiggum is one of many sources for comedy for the Simpsons.

Much like Jonny and Louise in Two-Pints, can't think which one acts more like ralph wiggum!

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

On stage at school

Ralph : "Me fail English?, that's unpossible"

* * *

Homer : "Pfft. What do I need English for? ... I'm never going to England"

Lisa turns off t.v. On episode where there is a curfew

Lisa : "Shall we turn the old radio on?"

Homer : "Well turn something on, I'm starting to think"

:-D

this one isn't exact...

Wiggum: "It was a rabbit's head on a horse's body, with the body of a rabbit"

Or something.

*Marge at police training and struggling over a wall*

Chief Wiggum: 'Women always seem to have trouble with the wall. Never seem to be able to find the door.'