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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

Ralph: 'Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!'

Silent Thunder wrote:
> Ralph: 'Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!'

Ralph: "Me fail English? Thats unpossible!"

Ah, simplicity.

And: 'When I'm older I want to be a Principal or a caterpillar.'

Silent Thunder wrote:
> And: 'When I'm older I want to be a Principal or a caterpillar.'

How about on that island...

Bart: "How are they [the berries] Ralph? Good?"
Ralph: "They taste like...burning!"

Heh, same episode:

*rolling fruit down the bus*

Bart: "Go apple!"

Milhouse: "Go orange!"

Ralph: "Go banana!"

Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Silent Thunder wrote:
> Heh, same episode:
>
> *rolling fruit down the bus*
>
> Bart: "Go apple!"
>
> Milhouse: "Go orange!"
>
> Ralph: "Go banana!"

Lol, now that's a classic.

Ralph: 'I found a moon rock in my nose!'

Ralph: Principle Skinner and rs Krabapple(sp?) were making babies in the closet, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me.

Chief Wiggum: The baby looked at you!?

Haha

*Ralph shows his sand box*
"I'm not allowed in the deep end."