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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

Lisa: Ms.Krappapell and Mr.Skinner were in the cupboard together!
Marge: Oh my...
Homer! Krappapell!? Ive been calling her Krandel! Oh, ive made a fool of my self!

Homer and Barney in High School

Homer - C'Mon let's smoke

Barney - But we'll miss English

Homer - When are we ever going to go to England?

Silent Thunder wrote:
> 'Nice pyjamas, baby, did your mummy buy them for you?'
> 'Of course she did, who else would have?'
> 'You win this round, Simpson.'

Genius.

Hey Diddley Doddley

Ned: Hi neighbour, I see you've borrowed my flowers, well all of them.
Homer: Can't build a float without flowers.
Ned: That's fair enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer: Heheh, yeah.

can anyone post the exact one where Bart sings "twinkle twinkle little star"

'Nice pyjamas, baby, did your mummy buy them for you?'
'Of course she did, who else would have?'
'You win this round, Simpson.'

"The love for a woman, or for a fine cuban cigar?"

"So, Homer, the plant is melting down. What do you do?"
"The plant's on fire!? Argghhhhhh! We are all gonna die!" *runs off screaming*

Wiggum: Do you know anything about the truck full of cigarettes that went missing?

Fat Tony: What's a truck?

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Wiggum: Fat Tony is like a cancer on this fair city, and I'm the...

*whispers to Lou*

Wiggum: Hey Lou, what cures cancer?