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If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.
I'll start :
Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds
(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)
Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!
(Homer): Ooh, let's pick him up!
(Marge): No! What if he's crazy?
(Homer): And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.
*Marge, quick, how many kids do we have? No time, I'll just estimate. 9!
*Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now lets go back to that ... building ... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.
*(Marge): Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
(Homer): Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
*You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring.
*(Marge): Homer! What have you done to the car? I don't think it had broken axles before.
(Homer): Before! Before! You're living in the past, Marge. Quit living in the past.
*(Homer): Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
(Lisa): No.
(Homer): Ham?
(Lisa): No!
(Homer): Pork chops?
(Lisa): Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
(Homer): Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.
*Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a blender.
*(Marge): Homer, it's funny but I've noticed that my mum and your dad are very lonely.
(Homer): Ha ha! That is funny!
*(Homer): But Marge! I was a political prisoner!
(Marge): How were you a political prisoner?
(Homer): I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture?
*(Homer): You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So, I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
(Bart): Dad, what's the point of this story?
(Homer): I like stories.
*(Marge): And try to be nice to my sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.
(Homer): Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes...yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes ... Now that's sarcasm.
*I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'
*(Homer as Mr. Burns' assistant): Here are your messages: ‘You have thirty minutes to move your car.’ ‘You have ten minutes to move your car.’ ‘Your car has been impounded.’ ‘Your car has been crushed into a cube.’ ‘You have thirty minutes to move your cube.’
[phone rings]
(Homer): Hello?
(Mr. Burns): Is it about my cube?
*(Marge): Bart looks different.
(Homer): New glasses?
(Marge): He looks disturbed.
(Homer): Probably misses his old glasses.
*(Homer): Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?
(Marge): That's because you were drunk.
(Homer): And how!
Homer; *thinking* duh duh duh da duh hey duh duh duh da duh duh duh duh duh hey duh duh.
Homer : "Hello my name is Mr. Burns. I'd like to collect a parcel"
Man at desk : "And what's your first name?"
Homer : "I ... don't know"
Man at desk: Your names?
Homer: Rock Strongo
Man: Your real name?
Homer: Lance Uppercut
Man: Ok Mr Uppercut, sign here.
I only caught the end of this episode and I wasn't paying much attention so I know some of this is probably wrong. Feel free to correct it. :)
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
Dr Hibbert: Oh dear God.
Homer Singing : "Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield ...he's about to hit a Chestnut tree ... aaaargh!"