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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

"Welcome to Itchy and Scrathcy Land, where nothing can possibli go wrong - possibly go wrong - that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."

Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money.
Marge: I mo, I mo.
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we mo to the moe-vies? There's a moe-tinee.
Marge: Of course! All work and mo play makes Moe a moe moe.
Bart: Moe moe moe moe moe?
Marge: Moe moe moe.
Lisa: Moe moe-moe-moe-moe moe.
Bart: Moe-moe-moe moe.
Maggie: [removes her pacifier] Moe.

Mr. GTA wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> Homer on a scooter after escaping prison:
>
> "Must kill Moe. Weeeee... Must kill Moe. Weeeee..."
>
>
> Don't you mean Book Trolley?

Does it matter?

"Go... Moo?"

At the bartender contest.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Homer on a scooter after escaping prison:
>
> "Must kill Moe. Weeeee... Must kill Moe. Weeeee..."


Don't you mean Book Trolley?

Homer on a scooter after escaping prison:

"Must kill Moe. Weeeee... Must kill Moe. Weeeee..."

The Confederate wrote:
> "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will
> fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."

Bo****ks! I was going to post exactly the same thing.

Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> Homer : Steps on nail "Oh ... fiddle-de-dee. I'm not
> going to swear ... but I am going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN"

"Fiddle-de-de that will require a tetnus shot."

Homer : Steps on nail "Oh ... fiddle-de-dee. I'm not going to swear ... but I am going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN"

I'm not a big fan of the Simpsons, I prefer Futurama. Zapp Brannigan, that guy is the best character ever created, much more better than Homer.... So here's my tribute to the Zapper:

"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."

"We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against."


"She's a beatifull ship alright. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out!"

"I'm the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan."

"Mister and Mrs. Wong! You give me FAR too little credit."

"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"

"Kiff, The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

Well done Vampyr, they were spot on