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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Darth Vampyr wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Hoju wrote:
> I can't believe you were bothered to write all that crap.
>
> I can't believe you think he wrote it...
>
> Ah the knowledgeable fountain of er.... knowledge the is AJ. he
> knows
> the score.
>
> More the infinite fountain of stupidity that is Hoju.

I could say a lot about you but I choose not to. You're not worth my time.

Homer: I'll deal with those murderous trolls!

Bart: What?

Homer: Oh sorry, I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls!

Darth Vampyr wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Hoju wrote:
> I can't believe you were bothered to write all that crap.
>
> I can't believe you think he wrote it...
>
> Ah the knowledgeable fountain of er.... knowledge the is AJ. he knows
> the score.

More the infinite fountain of stupidity that is Hoju.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Hoju wrote:
> I can't believe you were bothered to write all that crap.
>
> I can't believe you think he wrote it...

Ah the knowledgeable fountain of er.... knowledge the is AJ. he knows the score.

Bart & Lisa's Phone Calls to Moe's:

Bart: Yeah, is there a Mike Rotch?
Moe: Mike Rotch? Anyone seen Mike Rotch?? Mike Rotch anyone??
*Bart & Lisa giggle*

Or something along those lines. The calls to Moe's are always my fave. I've got a slew of them.. :D

Lenny:I thought a man with two wives would be the happiest guy in the world.

Carl:No,you're thinking of a man with two knives.

Moe:(Holding two knives)Yeah,this is pretty terrific.
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Don't remember the exact wording but thats about the jist of it.

Lenny and Carl=Legends

Homer: D'oh

Wiggum : "I'm the best cop in town. Now where did I leave my gun? Oh yeah, on the table when I went to get a slice of cake"

That quote wasn't very good

Just didn't want the topic to die-out again

I don't think he wrote it, I just think he wasted his time writing down a bunch of quotes.

Hoju wrote:
> I can't believe you were bothered to write all that crap.

I can't believe you think he wrote it...