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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

The Hibernator wrote:
> Homer: I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
>
> Bart: What?
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> Homer: Oh sorry, I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls!

Heh, I love that episode especially when he captures the jockeys: "Son, go get me a trash bag."

Comedian:What would happen if Mr.T and ET had a baby? Well it would be Mr.ET and I think it would sound a little something like this

(Mr.T impersonation) I pity the fool who doesn't..(ET impersonation)..phone home.

My favourite bit from the same episode:

Samantha's Dad (catching Samantha kissing Milhouse): SAMANTHA!

Samantha: Dad!

Samantha's Dad: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

That was an excellent episode.

"Homer: Marge, where's that ... metal ... dealy ... you use to ... dig ... food?"

A witty Ralph Wiggum comment:

"It's recess everywhere but in his heart".

What the shebbang should I be grateful for?

Well that was ungrateful.

Yes : Go to hell fool.

Hoju: I could say a lot about you but I choose not to. You're not worth my time.

Ha ha, classic! Got any more like that?

Please, go ahead.