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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> Homer : Steps on nail "Oh ... fiddle-de-dee. I'm not
> going to swear ... but I am going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN"

"Fiddle-de-de that will require a tetnus shot."

The Confederate wrote:
> "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will
> fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."

Bo****ks! I was going to post exactly the same thing.

Homer on a scooter after escaping prison:

"Must kill Moe. Weeeee... Must kill Moe. Weeeee..."

The Hibernator wrote:
> Homer on a scooter after escaping prison:
>
> "Must kill Moe. Weeeee... Must kill Moe. Weeeee..."


Don't you mean Book Trolley?

Mr. GTA wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> Homer on a scooter after escaping prison:
>
> "Must kill Moe. Weeeee... Must kill Moe. Weeeee..."
>
>
> Don't you mean Book Trolley?

Does it matter?

"Go... Moo?"

At the bartender contest.

Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money.
Marge: I mo, I mo.
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we mo to the moe-vies? There's a moe-tinee.
Marge: Of course! All work and mo play makes Moe a moe moe.
Bart: Moe moe moe moe moe?
Marge: Moe moe moe.
Lisa: Moe moe-moe-moe-moe moe.
Bart: Moe-moe-moe moe.
Maggie: [removes her pacifier] Moe.

"Welcome to Itchy and Scrathcy Land, where nothing can possibli go wrong - possibly go wrong - that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."

Hoju wrote:
> I can't believe you were bothered to write all that crap.

I can't believe you think he wrote it...

I don't think he wrote it, I just think he wasted his time writing down a bunch of quotes.

Wiggum : "I'm the best cop in town. Now where did I leave my gun? Oh yeah, on the table when I went to get a slice of cake"

That quote wasn't very good

Just didn't want the topic to die-out again