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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

BART: "Is this just another one of your phony stories?"
HOMER: "I like Stories"...."Doctors say I may have brain damage"

The Shining rip-off episode

Marge on radio to Chief Wiggum: Help me my husband is trying to kill me. Over.

Chief Wiggum: Oh thank God that's over.

Zeus wrote:
> At Plane Crash Site
>
> Chief Wiggum : "Ok everyone nothing to see here, move along,
> move alo---- ... Oh my God! A horrible plane crash, hey everybody get
> a load of the flaming wreckage. Crowd around, come on now, don't be
> shy, crowd around.
>
> End of scene

One of my favourites. lol

LIVE PHSYCHIATRIST PERSON: "And what's your name?"
BART: "Ruddager"

.....

Same episode..

"Be like the boy"
"Be like the boy"
Now the pensioners at the back -
"We like Roy"

At Plane Crash Site

Chief Wiggum : "Ok everyone nothing to see here, move along, move alo---- ... Oh my God! A horrible plane crash, hey everybody get a load of the flaming wreckage. Crowd around, come on now, don't be shy, crowd around.

End of scene

"I sleep in a drawer"

Yes he will.

Simply a darker shade.

gigs wrote:
> sorry im new so you can tell because im in red how depressing

You won't be tomorrow

sorry im new so you can tell because im in red how depressing

oh, right.