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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

He meant:

"Quiet You"

Taken from Halloween Special V.

gigs wrote:
> quite you

what?

quite you

Homer: Oh my God! That man is my exact double!

*short pause*

Homer: That dog has a puffy tail! Here Puff!

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Homer: That's quite impressive, and I'm not easily impressed.... Wow! A blue car!

Zeus wrote:
>
> Smithers : Do you know Homer Simpson?
>
> Leon : Yeah. Nice guy. I talk to him every once in a while.
>
Correction:

Leon : Yeah. Nice guy. I play poker with him every once in a while.

*Highly Excitable* wrote:
> Where are you then?

Good old East Grinstead

Heh,

Uckfield.

Marvellous marvellous Uckfield.

Where are you then?

I see you're from Sussex. Whereabouts? I know of a Dan Wood

"Go Carl! It's your birthday!"

Zeus wrote:
> At Basketball court
>
> Carl : I'm sick of everyone thinking I'm good at B-ball just because
> I'm an Afro-Caribbean
>
> He jumps across half the court, does a 180 degree turn and slams
> the ball into the hoop so that the glass smashes

Hahaha. I love that one