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It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.
If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.
I'll start :
Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds
(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)
Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!
If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.
I'll start :
Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds
(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)
Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!
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At Basketball court
Carl : I'm sick of everyone thinking I'm good at B-ball just because I'm an Afro-Caribbean
He jumps across half the court, does a 180 degree turn and slams the ball into the hoop so that the glass smashes
Carl : I'm sick of everyone thinking I'm good at B-ball just because I'm an Afro-Caribbean
He jumps across half the court, does a 180 degree turn and slams the ball into the hoop so that the glass smashes
*Homer prays*
BART: "Dad, God isn't stupid"
HOMER: "Screw it, let's roll!"
BART: "Dad, God isn't stupid"
HOMER: "Screw it, let's roll!"
Smither's Office
Smithers : Do you know Homer Simpson?
Leon : Yeah. Nice guy. I talk to him every once in a while.
Smithers : We need him to be beaten up
Leon : Sure
Leon casually gets up
Smithers : Do you know Homer Simpson?
Leon : Yeah. Nice guy. I talk to him every once in a while.
Smithers : We need him to be beaten up
Leon : Sure
Leon casually gets up
BART: "Mom, you don't know what it's like to be seen with a doofess"
*Homer saws hole through floor. Looks around* HOMER: "Uh, oh"
So random, yet so damn funny
*Homer saws hole through floor. Looks around* HOMER: "Uh, oh"
So random, yet so damn funny
Homer eating rice cakes: Hello? Taste?
D'Oh
LISA (to Homer) - Please Dad, if I win this competition I will get a free protractor.
HOMER - Too bad we don't own a farm.
HOMER - Too bad we don't own a farm.
Homer driving with Flanders to school on snow day, he runs over something.
Flanders: What was that?
Homer: I hope it was Flanders, ha ha ha. D'oh!
Flanders: What was that?
Homer: I hope it was Flanders, ha ha ha. D'oh!
Homer: (TO GOD) God, please kill Flanders.
Flanders: (TO HOMER) What's that neighbour? my ears are burning!
Homer: (TO GOD) Good, now finish the job!
Flanders: (TO HOMER) What's that neighbour? my ears are burning!
Homer: (TO GOD) Good, now finish the job!
"oh look theres a funny country....U-R-GAY"
(Homer, after he located Uruguay on the map)
(Homer, after he located Uruguay on the map)
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