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"AHHH!"

Have you ever had the feeling that all your internal organs are trying to escape your body via your mouth an anus?

No? Well I just have.

Now, I've been hit in the balls before. Bad tackle, (no pun intended), during a footbal match. Trying to be clever on one of those balance beems. Having two evil older sisters. But, oh. My. God, how none of that compares to the pain I just went through.

Her: "It was an accident. I'm so sorry."

Me - through gritted teeth: "Really? Then why are you laughing so hard that you're crying?"

Bloody women. They're all evil. Don't take your eyes off them for a second.

phi11ip wrote:
> I just searched Google pictures for 'micropenis'.

Good luck explaining that to your folks.

teh eb is a nasty gay.
Clamps for all occasions. And several vices.

phi11ip wrote:
> Hahahahahahah, this reminds me of SHEEPY and the micropenis thingy.
>
> I just searched Google pictures for 'micropenis'.
>
> Hahahahahhahahah.

LOL OMG U R ACE

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Do it back. It hurts them much more.

No-no. She likes that.

Hahahahahahah, this reminds me of SHEEPY and the micropenis thingy.

I just searched Google pictures for 'micropenis'.

Hahahahahhahahah.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:

> Just get the metal box firmly into place before trying it.

Robo-sex?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> You should punch her in the ovaries.
>
> Tried that. I was then promptly nipple-crippled.

Do it back. It hurts them much more.
Just get the metal box firmly into place before trying it.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I can't think of a single reason why you'd edit a smile into a post.
> You foal.

To show he was only joking as to not offend the small-tooled one and to uphold his image as a 'nice gay'

English_Bloke wrote:
> Good guess, pee-wee.
>
> ;)

Fine.

"Come on pee-wee, we're obviously not welcome here."

So he doesn't feel too bad about his little willy