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"AHHH!"

Have you ever had the feeling that all your internal organs are trying to escape your body via your mouth an anus?

No? Well I just have.

Now, I've been hit in the balls before. Bad tackle, (no pun intended), during a footbal match. Trying to be clever on one of those balance beems. Having two evil older sisters. But, oh. My. God, how none of that compares to the pain I just went through.

Her: "It was an accident. I'm so sorry."

Me - through gritted teeth: "Really? Then why are you laughing so hard that you're crying?"

Bloody women. They're all evil. Don't take your eyes off them for a second.

I can't think of a single reason why you'd edit a smile into a post.
You foal.

Do you think there's a disease where you have malformed nipples, so you could be a 'nipple cripple' ?

Paradox: wrote:
> You should punch her in the ovaries.

Tried that. I was then promptly nipple-crippled.

:-\

phi11ip wrote:
> I'm guessing she did something to annoy you and you were just about
> to bludgeon her to death? Yes?

Good guess, pee-wee.

;)

You should punch her in the ovaries.

I'm guesing that EB was lying stark naked on the floor, covered in peanuts - and, just at that exact moment, a clumsy elephant came rampaging through the house.

English_Bloke wrote:
> You can get other places from that position too, Phil...Oh, sorry if
> you can't ;)

I was waiting for a reply like that! I was gonna try and protect myself from it...

Anyway.

I'm guessing she did something to annoy you and you were just about to bludgeon her to death? Yes?

Well remember that she does "trump like a trooper".

Maybe it was a superfart.