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"AHHH!"

Have you ever had the feeling that all your internal organs are trying to escape your body via your mouth an anus?

No? Well I just have.

Now, I've been hit in the balls before. Bad tackle, (no pun intended), during a footbal match. Trying to be clever on one of those balance beems. Having two evil older sisters. But, oh. My. God, how none of that compares to the pain I just went through.

Her: "It was an accident. I'm so sorry."

Me - through gritted teeth: "Really? Then why are you laughing so hard that you're crying?"

Bloody women. They're all evil. Don't take your eyes off them for a second.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
>
> Yes.
> Stay safe kids.

Bender?

Paradox: wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
>
> Just get the metal box firmly into place before trying it.
>
> Robo-sex?
>
> Protection.
>
> Robo-sex?

Yes.
Stay safe kids.

Paradox: wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Now who's a peewee!
>
>
> You are.
>
> dat makes 2 of us ahahahhahah
>
> Indeed. Are you a little frazzled Mr. Phi11ip or did you have a head
> injury today?

Dammit, you got the pre-edited version. The version that I noticed I phrased quite badly!

phi11ip wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Now who's a peewee!
>
>
> You are.
>
> dat makes 2 of us ahahahhahah

Indeed. Are you a little frazzled Mr. Phi11ip or did you have a head injury today?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:

> Just get the metal box firmly into place before trying it.
>
> Robo-sex?
>
> Protection.

Robo-sex?

Paradox: wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Now who's a peewee!
>
>
> You are.

no u r ahahahhahah

English_Bloke wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> I just searched Google pictures for 'micropenis'.
>
> Good luck explaining that to your folks.

They're in Egypt.

Plus I don't live at home.

Home is over there.

*points*

phi11ip wrote:
> Now who's a peewee!


You are.

Now who's a peewee!

I love Google image search, you can search for anything and get the most disturbing picture in there somewhere!

I tried to search for a picture of a 'fat blonde' the other day so I could make a joke to a mate about a girl he pulled. Oh how I regret that!

Paradox: wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
>
> Just get the metal box firmly into place before trying it.
>
> Robo-sex?

Protection.