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Have you ever had the feeling that all your internal organs are trying to escape your body via your mouth an anus?
No? Well I just have.
Now, I've been hit in the balls before. Bad tackle, (no pun intended), during a footbal match. Trying to be clever on one of those balance beems. Having two evil older sisters. But, oh. My. God, how none of that compares to the pain I just went through.
Her: "It was an accident. I'm so sorry."
Me - through gritted teeth: "Really? Then why are you laughing so hard that you're crying?"
Bloody women. They're all evil. Don't take your eyes off them for a second.
No? Well I just have.
Now, I've been hit in the balls before. Bad tackle, (no pun intended), during a footbal match. Trying to be clever on one of those balance beems. Having two evil older sisters. But, oh. My. God, how none of that compares to the pain I just went through.
Her: "It was an accident. I'm so sorry."
Me - through gritted teeth: "Really? Then why are you laughing so hard that you're crying?"
Bloody women. They're all evil. Don't take your eyes off them for a second.
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phi11ip wrote:
> Seriously, why do blokes go there? Surely if you want to do that
> stuff then it's easier just to be gay?!
It does puzzle me.
I'm guessing some retarded macho domination psychological shiz.
> Seriously, why do blokes go there? Surely if you want to do that
> stuff then it's easier just to be gay?!
It does puzzle me.
I'm guessing some retarded macho domination psychological shiz.
You can get other places from that position too, Phil...Oh, sorry if you can't ;)
We were both fully clothed at the time. So it wasn't that kind of thing.
We were both fully clothed at the time. So it wasn't that kind of thing.
Enough idle chat - get to the ball-bruising!
English_Bloke wrote:
> I was laying on top of her at the time. She was face down and I was
> face down on top. She was yelling, "GET OFF! GET OFF!"
I don't know what's more disturbing about that. Just picturing you doing it, or the thought that you have been 'doing it where men do it to eachother.'
Seriously, why do blokes go there? Surely if you want to do that stuff then it's easier just to be gay?!
> I was laying on top of her at the time. She was face down and I was
> face down on top. She was yelling, "GET OFF! GET OFF!"
I don't know what's more disturbing about that. Just picturing you doing it, or the thought that you have been 'doing it where men do it to eachother.'
Seriously, why do blokes go there? Surely if you want to do that stuff then it's easier just to be gay?!
A picture concocts :D
Rough sex.
Or she tried to go one way when he went the other but she wanted to take it with her and oucheee.
You've obviously given her too much power.
Or she tried to go one way when he went the other but she wanted to take it with her and oucheee.
You've obviously given her too much power.
I was laying on top of her at the time. She was face down and I was face down on top. She was yelling, "GET OFF! GET OFF!"
You know. Usual kind of thing...
You know. Usual kind of thing...
I'm gonna guess it was Lori who raised your voice a semitone?
You gonna tell us why she did this?
You gonna tell us why she did this?
The thing is, they've got as good an aim from behind.
If I ever get married and my wife has kids, I'm going to be sitting in a comfy chair in the corner pishing myself with laughter!
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