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Have you ever had the feeling that all your internal organs are trying to escape your body via your mouth an anus?
No? Well I just have.
Now, I've been hit in the balls before. Bad tackle, (no pun intended), during a footbal match. Trying to be clever on one of those balance beems. Having two evil older sisters. But, oh. My. God, how none of that compares to the pain I just went through.
Her: "It was an accident. I'm so sorry."
Me - through gritted teeth: "Really? Then why are you laughing so hard that you're crying?"
Bloody women. They're all evil. Don't take your eyes off them for a second.
No? Well I just have.
Now, I've been hit in the balls before. Bad tackle, (no pun intended), during a footbal match. Trying to be clever on one of those balance beems. Having two evil older sisters. But, oh. My. God, how none of that compares to the pain I just went through.
Her: "It was an accident. I'm so sorry."
Me - through gritted teeth: "Really? Then why are you laughing so hard that you're crying?"
Bloody women. They're all evil. Don't take your eyes off them for a second.
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Evil ST is not out to play ...
munn wrote:
> Sweet Tooth wrote:
> :)
Devil horns???
> Sweet Tooth wrote:
> :)
Devil horns???
Yeah Phil. Because I CAN be bothered to read every topic in GC...
Your level of ineptitude is just... ah forget it I'm done with your pathetic attempts to appear even slightly un-robotic.
Go read some Kant or something.
Your level of ineptitude is just... ah forget it I'm done with your pathetic attempts to appear even slightly un-robotic.
Go read some Kant or something.
Hey i`m just happy :)
Sweet Tooth wrote:
> Flock wrote:
> The Bloke speaketh the truth, there's not one woman on this forum
> who
> wouldn't have at least smiled reading your post.
> SADISTS!
>
> I didnt laugh :)
I said nothing about laughing, i now suspect you did exactly that.
> Flock wrote:
> The Bloke speaketh the truth, there's not one woman on this forum
> who
> wouldn't have at least smiled reading your post.
> SADISTS!
>
> I didnt laugh :)
I said nothing about laughing, i now suspect you did exactly that.
Flock wrote:
> there's not one woman on this forum who wouldn't have at least
> smiled reading your post.
Sweet Tooth wrote:
> :)
> there's not one woman on this forum who wouldn't have at least
> smiled reading your post.
Sweet Tooth wrote:
> :)
Hedfix wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
>
> I just searched Google pictures for 'micropenis'.
>
> Trying to find a support group then?
It says something when you're 12 hours late to make the joke, and you're actually trying to insult me by doing so.
But if it makes you feel really really big and clever, I'll admit that I've got a 1cm penis, just for you.
> phi11ip wrote:
>
> I just searched Google pictures for 'micropenis'.
>
> Trying to find a support group then?
It says something when you're 12 hours late to make the joke, and you're actually trying to insult me by doing so.
But if it makes you feel really really big and clever, I'll admit that I've got a 1cm penis, just for you.
Did she bite it off?
Flock wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Bloody women. They're all evil.
>
> The Bloke speaketh the truth, there's not one woman on this forum who
> wouldn't have at least smiled reading your post.
> SADISTS!
I didnt laugh :)
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Bloody women. They're all evil.
>
> The Bloke speaketh the truth, there's not one woman on this forum who
> wouldn't have at least smiled reading your post.
> SADISTS!
I didnt laugh :)
phi11ip wrote:
> I just got a bump on my head.
>
> Basically my room is down the end of a 10m long corridoor. The plan
> was for me to run down it and launch myself through my door and onto
> the bed.
>
> Unfortunately the top of the doorframe decided it wanted to play too
> so instead of me flying onto the bed, I smacked my head and collapsed
> on the floor at the bottom of the bed.
>
> It was one of those, "Oh crap that hurts, but it's funny, but it
> hurts," moments.
Explains a lot.
> I just got a bump on my head.
>
> Basically my room is down the end of a 10m long corridoor. The plan
> was for me to run down it and launch myself through my door and onto
> the bed.
>
> Unfortunately the top of the doorframe decided it wanted to play too
> so instead of me flying onto the bed, I smacked my head and collapsed
> on the floor at the bottom of the bed.
>
> It was one of those, "Oh crap that hurts, but it's funny, but it
> hurts," moments.
Explains a lot.
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