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"For my notable vote..."

Okay, I've decided. The notable elections are a joke. That's not saying I wouldn't like to win and prove my superiority over you all - far from it. I'd love to be gold and have the ability to laugh at all you underlings. Well, laugh more than I do now. And in a deeper voice. Anyway, I'm not going to win. People simply don't appreciate true are and with every post I make, 1,000 deep meanings are missed by your people. You should read deeper.

So, for my notable vote, I have devised a plot. If I had to vote for the my favourite I'd simply vote FFF. Gold, that boy is. But seeing as I would hate for Maunder to have any kind of superiority over me (we sorted out the 'wang size' issue a long while back, now), I'm oggering my vote to the floor. Which means you guys.

SO, for all those desperate to get my notable vote, listen up. In 50 words or less, you must finish the start of this story off. Deal?

'The world is a machine. You all know this. You live and breath this. Only I know the truth. You are but pawns in their sinister game. The man cackles as you make him prosper in his black and white town. There's one way in and no way out. Truth shall come one day. On that day, you shall all be free. Free from the water-tight lies you've been taught since birth. Free from the shackles of the machine.

There once was a little boy called Jack who had a little pet penguin...'

This is where you come in. Finish off in 50 words, and the best entry (judged by me) gets my vote.

Get writing, folks...

JFH wrote:
> stuff

Extra marks for pictorial effort.

There once was a little boy called Jack who had a little pet penguin. One day Jack and the Pengiun went out to the Pub but Jack wasn't a load in only the Pengiun was. After two hours the Pengiun was very Drunk. So they went and bought some fish and chips and the Pengiun did not like them so he threw them at a Man in the fish and chip shop. They Man started to cry so the Pengiun ate him. Jack took the Pengiun home but then the Pengiun ate Jack. Ten days later the Pengiun had eaten everyone in England and was now very big bigger then big ben. So he ate all the buildings and scared some old ladys in a church. Then the Pengiun Exploded cause he got so fat. Showering the Earth with Pengiun Flesh. The End!

crossbob wrote:
> Jack wasn't a load in only the Pengiun was.

Brilliance.

crossbob needs to up his game.

Munn is winning due to the quantity of his quality.

There was once a little boy called Jack who had a pet penguin. Jack was a supporter of Manchester United but his penguin did not. One year, the penguin's club was drawn against Man U in the FA Cup and something extraordinary happened. [URL]http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub/Uploaded/Croo_vs_Yoo.wmv[/URL]

WTF!
Worthy of my vote :)

Manda†are wrote:
> WTF!
> Worthy of my vote :)

HE STOLE THAT FROM ASHMAN.

SCUM
SCUM
SCUM

mattributé wrote:
> HE STOLE THAT FROM ASHMAN.

Not stole, borrowed.

YOU DON'T EVEN KINOW THE BUDDLE

I don't know whether to feel offended or proud of the spread of buddle-joy.