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"For my notable vote..."

Okay, I've decided. The notable elections are a joke. That's not saying I wouldn't like to win and prove my superiority over you all - far from it. I'd love to be gold and have the ability to laugh at all you underlings. Well, laugh more than I do now. And in a deeper voice. Anyway, I'm not going to win. People simply don't appreciate true are and with every post I make, 1,000 deep meanings are missed by your people. You should read deeper.

So, for my notable vote, I have devised a plot. If I had to vote for the my favourite I'd simply vote FFF. Gold, that boy is. But seeing as I would hate for Maunder to have any kind of superiority over me (we sorted out the 'wang size' issue a long while back, now), I'm oggering my vote to the floor. Which means you guys.

SO, for all those desperate to get my notable vote, listen up. In 50 words or less, you must finish the start of this story off. Deal?

'The world is a machine. You all know this. You live and breath this. Only I know the truth. You are but pawns in their sinister game. The man cackles as you make him prosper in his black and white town. There's one way in and no way out. Truth shall come one day. On that day, you shall all be free. Free from the water-tight lies you've been taught since birth. Free from the shackles of the machine.

There once was a little boy called Jack who had a little pet penguin...'

This is where you come in. Finish off in 50 words, and the best entry (judged by me) gets my vote.

Get writing, folks...

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Ashman = original owner and fellow Woking fan

Ashman gets vote

I really haven't been here in ages so I don't have a clue who to vote for. Whoever asks for it can have it I suppose. Although I do have standards so do expect to get laughed at if you ask for my vote and I dislike you.

Ashman wrote:
> I don't know whether to feel offended or proud of the spread of
> buddle-joy.

Proud, obviously. Everybody deserves to see that video and if anybody bothered to watch the credits they'd have known it was Ashman's.

mattributé wrote:
> Which is what I was hoping someone would pick up on.

These are all too young and foolish.
They can't remember the glorious penguin stories. They wouldn't know the Busty Wenchmobile if she climbed up their asses and played a rousing symphony their overly-prodded colons.

Yucky newers.

Despite all we've been told,
There are good old days.
These are not the good old days.

JFH wrote:

> Proud, obviously. Everybody deserves to see that video and if anybody
> bothered to watch the credits they'd have known it was Ashman's.

The one of Ashman getting head from a bearded hobo?

Ash was the bearded hobo.

Asher wrote:
> I really haven't been here in ages so I don't have a clue who to vote
> for. Whoever asks for it can have it I suppose. Although I do have
> standards so do expect to get laughed at if you ask for my vote and I
> dislike you.

I was going to ask, but nobody likes me, so I'm screwed.

Ah well.

It's not like I'll ever get a yellow name anyway, I have all the qualities/quantities of urine, without the colour.
Unfortunately.

I'll go out on a limb anyway (Can I have your vote? Please.)

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> mattributé wrote:
> Which is what I was hoping someone would pick up on.
>
> These are all too young and foolish.
> They can't remember the glorious penguin stories. They wouldn't know
> the Busty Wenchmobile if she climbed up their asses and played a
> rousing symphony their overly-prodded colons.
>
> Yucky newers.
>
> Despite all we've been told,
> There are good old days.
> These are not the good old days.

Damness being that I can't remember anything from more tahn a year ago.
Whatever happened to the art of pootling? And the adventurous adventures of AJ and djerrud. And that wench neB.

It's all a lost legend.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR EVERYONE
If you have a nervous disposition or are a complete tool, don't read below!




There once was a little boy called Jack who had a little pet penguin..

Called Alberto. Jack started to have feelings for Alberto, a few years after when he became "aware". More than petly love. Jack found himself getting hard whilst around Alberto. Occaisonally he got moist. And always, always, he came quickly and messily to the thought of the penguin lying bent over a table. One day Jack bought some lubricant in his local Tesco as well as a strap-on and headed home. But alas, Alberto had contracted HIV from his mother and had died. Jack was glad he wouldn't get HIV, but sad that he didn't get to bang Alberto.

The End.

What about necro-beasiality?

Nothing wrong with loving a dead animal