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"My first Date... I need help..."

In a few days I am going to go out for a date, and I have never dated anyone before, in fact I don't think that I have ever talked to a girl in my whole life, and I didn't even fix that date, there was a friend who did it for me, and now I have no clue about what I am supposed to do.. What are people supposed to do on a date ? what kinds of things should I say ? And what kinds of things shouldn't I say ? Please I need all the advice that I can get because I am a total newbie about everything that has to do with these kinds of things.

Talk to her, be yourself, don't be a perv, don't be a creep, and if things get awkward, pull out some alcohol.

Stay away from:

"You look ever so gorgeous" - *Stares at breasts*

Mate with her.

try and work out if you know anyone in common and maybe ask you mate what kind of girl she is in terms of what she is into. He might not know much but if you get a rough idea at least your able to make some convo flow!

Ashley wrote:
> Do you actually know her? You say it was fixed for you, was it just
> basically your mate told her you liked her or something or is it a
> "blind date"
It's a blind date , I never saw her before, my mate is going to introduce us to each other for the first time just before the date.

How did you crash your car?

Keep cool. Don't act fake. Don't act desperate. Keep her talking, but don't overdo it. Compliment her, but don't overdo it. Don't ogle at her either - unless she's ugly as fook, in which case try not to vomit over her. That's not polite.

At the end of the date, let off a huge rippling fart. If she talks to you the next day, you're onto a winner...

The last 'fixed-up' date I went on ended with my car being crashed. That's not to say they're all bad though.

Where are you going?

watch something about mary before you go out, there is some important pre dating infomation in it!

Nah its pretty obvious what to do just be yourself yet try and seem relatively interesting! Don't go for stupid lies though but do try and seem relatively interesting, claiming you play for man utd youth may seem like a good idea at the time but you'll feel a bit stupid when you get selected for the schol 4ths and she'd told all her mates your an amazing footballer and looks an idiot!
Do you actually know her? You say it was fixed for you, was it just basically your mate told her you liked her or something or is it a "blind date"

Best advice I can give is avoid the subject of computer games.

Those eyes will glaze over in next to no time.

Hell, best not to even mention them. It's around the same level as trainspotter / stalker / geek / Dungeons and dragons player to the uninitiated.