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"Timmagh: Who ate (killed) all the (his) pies (friends)?"

I just read Timmaghs life story on his webpage. It's boring, but includes lots of death.



See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).

EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:

My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.

EXHIBIT B: My opinion!

Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination

CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I just had to help him put his condom on in the episode where Miss Chokesondick teaches
> the kids about STD's.

You said you wouldn't tell.

YOU PROMISED!!!

monkey_man wrote:
> I think the very fact that Timbo decided to write about it, and how open he is about his
> wheels, shows how well he copes. I really, really, really hope I'm right...

"On the internet, no-one can see you cry."

But seriously, you know me well enough, right?

Now that made me laugh a lot.

Semajal you big gay geek.

It is funny when people insult you online. The ole sticks and stones phrase. Though i do wonder, if everyone here was put into a big room, who the first one to be lynched would be.

Dirty-minded harpee

Okay, that wasn't one of the scenes that ran through my head.

It's not that bad.

I just had to help him put his condom on in the episode where Miss Chokesondick teaches the kids about STD's.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Ineedsleep wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> He also has a small wang
>
> Tanoy or Tim?
>
> Tim
>
> >and how do you know?
>
> Wouldn't you like to know?

After spending several milliseconds considering the possible answers - no thanks :)

What do I win? A prize? A qualification?