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"Timmagh: Who ate (killed) all the (his) pies (friends)?"

I just read Timmaghs life story on his webpage. It's boring, but includes lots of death.



See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).

EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:

My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.

EXHIBIT B: My opinion!

Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination

CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.

You passed the test, thanks for playing.

No thanks. Tempting, mind.

HI ENGLISH BLOKE WANNNA CAKE???

Ineedsleep wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> He also has a small wang
>
> Tanoy or Tim?

Tim

>and how do you know?

Wouldn't you like to know?

i had yer munn

English_Bloke wrote:
> He also has a small wang

Tanoy or Tim? And how do you know?

nobend sounds better.
But he doesn't deserve such a good sounding insult.

Hmmmmm.

Tanoy : Who ate (stole) all the (his) pies (friends)?

Exhibit A:

He has a large coc on his head
He smells of wee mixed in with the aroma of genital cheese
He very rarely ventures outside of his mothers basement

Exhibit B:

He was bullied at school because of the way he looks and smells
The last time sun hit his pasty skin was back in the summer 1987
No-one likes him because he's crap

CONCLUSION: Tanoy's a lonely nobhead.

Tanoy smells.

Our school actually had Wang computers. Seriously.

The saddest thing fact of all is that if I had as many friends die as Timmy has, then I'd be on -2 friends.

And rumour has it that Albert the Large added him to his MSN contacts a few hours before he popped his clogs.