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I just read Timmaghs life story on his webpage. It's boring, but includes lots of death.
See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).
EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:
My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.
EXHIBIT B: My opinion!
Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination
CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.
See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).
EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:
My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.
EXHIBIT B: My opinion!
Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination
CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.
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Tanoy, I don't get what you're doing. Evidently, that makes me stupid, retarded/whatever. It'd be nice if you just shut up for a bit.
Think you will find other people have said your being insensitive. Not just me so get off my case.!
Lucy-Jane wrote:
> Tanoy.
>
> What on earth are you on. Do you not have a sensitive bone in your
> body? Geez. Shut up.
>
> *Tanoy. Please meet the ignore button*
This is what happens when you judge a book by the front cover (the title), the author (my name) and the description on the back (the topic starting post). Result: Jucy-Lane looks as silly as my sausage.
> Tanoy.
>
> What on earth are you on. Do you not have a sensitive bone in your
> body? Geez. Shut up.
>
> *Tanoy. Please meet the ignore button*
This is what happens when you judge a book by the front cover (the title), the author (my name) and the description on the back (the topic starting post). Result: Jucy-Lane looks as silly as my sausage.
Timmargh wrote:
> I mean, do you want me to call Dr Green?
>
> That was a scary moment - I couldn't remember mentioning him on my
> site, so I had to check ...
Your site is about as good as personal home pages get. It's also as geeky as homepages get (blogs? - they are SO last year), but still.
> I mean, do you want me to call Dr Green?
>
> That was a scary moment - I couldn't remember mentioning him on my
> site, so I had to check ...
Your site is about as good as personal home pages get. It's also as geeky as homepages get (blogs? - they are SO last year), but still.
Timmargh wrote:
> I've just realised that your comment that "Pugh" sounds like
> "poo" adds another level: John Pugh (pronounced
> "pew") actually died of bowel cancer.
But 'pew' is pronounced as 'poo', right?
Or is it like when people say 'peee-ew' to show a bad smell?
The bowel cancer fact is spooky, but something else would be spookier still:
Did John Pugh ever wear brown clothes? Because if he did, then it would be a case for Mulder and Scally.
> I've just realised that your comment that "Pugh" sounds like
> "poo" adds another level: John Pugh (pronounced
> "pew") actually died of bowel cancer.
But 'pew' is pronounced as 'poo', right?
Or is it like when people say 'peee-ew' to show a bad smell?
The bowel cancer fact is spooky, but something else would be spookier still:
Did John Pugh ever wear brown clothes? Because if he did, then it would be a case for Mulder and Scally.
Tanoy wrote:
> Umm...was that a muffled cry for help, or an acknowledgement?
The latter, but then you knew that.
> I mean, do you want me to call Dr Green?
That was a scary moment - I couldn't remember mentioning him on my site, so I had to check ...
> Tell us about it.
I would, but I have no memory of the event.
> You sure know how to put in a cheerful and feel-good closing statement.
The closing statement affects people's view of the entire post, usually.
:^)
> Umm...was that a muffled cry for help, or an acknowledgement?
The latter, but then you knew that.
> I mean, do you want me to call Dr Green?
That was a scary moment - I couldn't remember mentioning him on my site, so I had to check ...
> Tell us about it.
I would, but I have no memory of the event.
> You sure know how to put in a cheerful and feel-good closing statement.
The closing statement affects people's view of the entire post, usually.
:^)
Tanoy.
What on earth are you on. Do you not have a sensitive bone in your body? Geez. Shut up.
*Tanoy. Please meet the ignore button*
What on earth are you on. Do you not have a sensitive bone in your body? Geez. Shut up.
*Tanoy. Please meet the ignore button*
I've just realised that your comment that "Pugh" sounds like "poo" adds another level: John Pugh (pronounced "pew") actually died of bowel cancer.
Timmargh wrote:
> Ah.
Umm...was that a muffled cry for help, or an acknowledgement? I mean, do you want me to call Dr Green?
> I thought from some of the stuff I'd seen you write that you were one
> of the less-gay (gay
> as in dickish, or moronic) people here
>
> I'm flattered. I think.
Not literally, I hope. Are you, though? I mean, are you more 'flat' than the average person due to your limp structure?
> That's because your life has been one big train wreck. If you sat
> down and thought about it
> all, you'd probably have a nervous breakdown.
>
> Heh. I did once.
Tell us about it.
> A car crash due to wet roads would be due to natural causes.
>
> She was learning to drive and the other guy hit her head-on on her
> side of the road.
You sure know how to put in a cheerful and feel-good closing statement.
> Ah.
Umm...was that a muffled cry for help, or an acknowledgement? I mean, do you want me to call Dr Green?
> I thought from some of the stuff I'd seen you write that you were one
> of the less-gay (gay
> as in dickish, or moronic) people here
>
> I'm flattered. I think.
Not literally, I hope. Are you, though? I mean, are you more 'flat' than the average person due to your limp structure?
> That's because your life has been one big train wreck. If you sat
> down and thought about it
> all, you'd probably have a nervous breakdown.
>
> Heh. I did once.
Tell us about it.
> A car crash due to wet roads would be due to natural causes.
>
> She was learning to drive and the other guy hit her head-on on her
> side of the road.
You sure know how to put in a cheerful and feel-good closing statement.
Tanoy wrote:
> It was a test.
Ah.
> I thought from some of the stuff I'd seen you write that you were one of the less-gay (gay
> as in dickish, or moronic) people here
I'm flattered. I think.
> You passed with flying colours, specifically blood-red and pink.
No plum?
> That's because your life has been one big train wreck. If you sat down and thought about it
> all, you'd probably have a nervous breakdown.
Heh. I did once.
> A car crash due to wet roads would be due to natural causes.
She was learning to drive and the other guy hit her head-on on her side of the road.
> It was a test.
Ah.
> I thought from some of the stuff I'd seen you write that you were one of the less-gay (gay
> as in dickish, or moronic) people here
I'm flattered. I think.
> You passed with flying colours, specifically blood-red and pink.
No plum?
> That's because your life has been one big train wreck. If you sat down and thought about it
> all, you'd probably have a nervous breakdown.
Heh. I did once.
> A car crash due to wet roads would be due to natural causes.
She was learning to drive and the other guy hit her head-on on her side of the road.
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