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I just read Timmaghs life story on his webpage. It's boring, but includes lots of death.
See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).
EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:
My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.
EXHIBIT B: My opinion!
Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination
CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.
See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).
EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:
My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.
EXHIBIT B: My opinion!
Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination
CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.
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He also has a small wang
I thought this was amusing. Sad, pointless and a total waste of space but amusing anyhow. Only because it made me wonder if Tanoy has any concept whatsoever of what a real 'friend' is.
Hmmm, I was going to ask this ages ago, but thought better not to. Making a grown man in a wheelchair cry is mostly beyond me. You can either handle it in one of two ways: mourn their deaths and get offended if anyone talks about it; or cope, then celebrate their lives knowing that they're not suffering anymore.
I think the very fact that Timbo decided to write about it, and how open he is about his wheels, shows how well he copes. I really, really, really hope I'm right...
I think the very fact that Timbo decided to write about it, and how open he is about his wheels, shows how well he copes. I really, really, really hope I'm right...
Oh damn my futile fingers
The punching filter won't let me do what I want to.
It would've been very easy to take offence at this and get all shouty, but on a second read I have to admit to finding it rather amusing. That and the fact that it seems to be incredibly hard to offend me. After all, you're just an unknown person to me who seems to be able to find humour in almost anything and that's quite similar to way I try and see things.
I keep meaning to fill out the "life story" bit with some more stuff, but when I first wrote it I just stuck in the stuff that first sprung to mind.
And I wouldn't say a car crash could be considered "natural causes" ...
I keep meaning to fill out the "life story" bit with some more stuff, but when I first wrote it I just stuck in the stuff that first sprung to mind.
And I wouldn't say a car crash could be considered "natural causes" ...
At least spell his name right.
No, it's silly if it's to anyone at all.
I don't think the way for newbies to go is to insult board celebrities.
*Masses at Timmargh's flank*
*Masses at Timmargh's flank*
The swear filter won't let me say what I want to.
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