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I just read Timmaghs life story on his webpage. It's boring, but includes lots of death.
See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).
EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:
My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.
EXHIBIT B: My opinion!
Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination
CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.
See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).
EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:
My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.
EXHIBIT B: My opinion!
Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination
CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.
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True.
But it's only because everytime I do a Test for Gayness and get explosive results, I'm always banned and so can't enter the forum again to copy it all down.
But it's only because everytime I do a Test for Gayness and get explosive results, I'm always banned and so can't enter the forum again to copy it all down.
You dont have any stories to tell!
Stop asking. It's been built up way too much, so now no matter what the Test Results are like, it'll be a dissapointment.
Sounds like my kind of yarn.
cookie monster wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
> Incidentally, I can provide you all with the hilarious results of
> when my Test For Gayness produces negative results, if anyones
> interested.
>
> Go for it.
May I warn you, it contains some words which even some local sailors would blush at. And a few dead mothers being theoretically molested.
> Tanoy wrote:
> Incidentally, I can provide you all with the hilarious results of
> when my Test For Gayness produces negative results, if anyones
> interested.
>
> Go for it.
May I warn you, it contains some words which even some local sailors would blush at. And a few dead mothers being theoretically molested.
English_Bloke wrote:
> A crash on wet roads would not be considered natural. You have to
> drive to the conditions and therefore it would be human error that
> causes the crash.
>
> You could say that because it is human fault that-that-that-that
> makes it natural. And you did say that. And I saw that you did. Yeah.
My thoughts exactly.
Well not really, I always just wanted to say that. It sounds very British and prim and proper.
> A crash on wet roads would not be considered natural. You have to
> drive to the conditions and therefore it would be human error that
> causes the crash.
>
> You could say that because it is human fault that-that-that-that
> makes it natural. And you did say that. And I saw that you did. Yeah.
My thoughts exactly.
Well not really, I always just wanted to say that. It sounds very British and prim and proper.
A crash on wet roads would not be considered natural. You have to drive to the conditions and therefore it would be human error that causes the crash.
You could say that because it is human fault that-that-that-that makes it natural. And you did say that. And I saw that you did. Yeah.
You could say that because it is human fault that-that-that-that makes it natural. And you did say that. And I saw that you did. Yeah.
Tanoy wrote:
> Incidentally, I can provide you all with the hilarious results of
> when my Test For Gayness produces negative results, if anyones
> interested.
Go for it.
> Incidentally, I can provide you all with the hilarious results of
> when my Test For Gayness produces negative results, if anyones
> interested.
Go for it.
Timmargh wrote:
> It would've been very easy to take offence at this and get all shouty,
> but on a second read I have to admit to finding it rather amusing.
It was a test. I thought from some of the stuff I'd seen you write that you were one of the less-gay (gay as in dickish, or moronic) people here, so I decided to perform my evil yet efficient Test For Gayness. You passed with flying colours, specifically blood-red and pink.
> seems to be able
> to find humour in almost anything and that's quite similar to way I
> try and see things.
That's because your life has been one big train wreck. If you sat down and thought about it all, you'd probably have a nervous breakdown.
> And I wouldn't say a car crash could be considered "natural
> causes" ...
A car crash due to wet roads would be due to natural causes. When you think about it, every kind of death could be attributed to natural causes. An axe-murderer might be naturally psychotic and go on a spree, for hexample.
Incidentally, I can provide you all with the hilarious results of when my Test For Gayness produces negative results, if anyones interested.
> It would've been very easy to take offence at this and get all shouty,
> but on a second read I have to admit to finding it rather amusing.
It was a test. I thought from some of the stuff I'd seen you write that you were one of the less-gay (gay as in dickish, or moronic) people here, so I decided to perform my evil yet efficient Test For Gayness. You passed with flying colours, specifically blood-red and pink.
> seems to be able
> to find humour in almost anything and that's quite similar to way I
> try and see things.
That's because your life has been one big train wreck. If you sat down and thought about it all, you'd probably have a nervous breakdown.
> And I wouldn't say a car crash could be considered "natural
> causes" ...
A car crash due to wet roads would be due to natural causes. When you think about it, every kind of death could be attributed to natural causes. An axe-murderer might be naturally psychotic and go on a spree, for hexample.
Incidentally, I can provide you all with the hilarious results of when my Test For Gayness produces negative results, if anyones interested.
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