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"Timmagh: Who ate (killed) all the (his) pies (friends)?"

I just read Timmaghs life story on his webpage. It's boring, but includes lots of death.



See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).

EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:

My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.

EXHIBIT B: My opinion!

Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination

CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.

Cyclone wrote:
> Tanoy, I don't get what you're doing. Evidently, that makes me stupid,
> retarded/whatever. It'd be nice if you just shut up for a bit.

for someone supposedly studying medicine of all things, he has an alarming amount of free time.
clearly easier to be a doctor than i thought.. which is worrying :)

Lucy-Jane wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
> Jucy-Lane
>
> Ah ha!
>
> Well that original.. :|

Its the sheer simplicity that makes it work, what a difference switching 2 letters can make. It doesnt really work with mookie conster though.

cookie monster wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
> Jucy-Lane
>
> Ah ha!

Well that original.. :|

Tanoy wrote:

> My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic
> asphixation.

Thats how i'd like to go : )

cookie monster wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
> Jucy-Lane
>
> Ah ha!
Pervert(s)

Tanoy wrote:
> Jucy-Lane

Ah ha!

Leave the Timsta' alone.

Timmargh wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
> It's also as geeky as homepages get (blogs? - they are SO last year),
> but still.
>
> That's me.
Thats also me
/me brings out the melee weapons

Tanoy wrote:
> Your site is about as good as personal home pages get.

Ooh, ta.


> It's also as geeky as homepages get (blogs? - they are SO last year), but still.

That's me.

Tanoy wrote:
> But 'pew' is pronounced as 'poo', right?
>
> Or is it like when people say 'peee-ew' to show a bad smell?

Most people would pronounce "pew" as in "pee-you", but with the "pee" bit being quite short. So, yeah, your assumption is probably right.