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"Timmagh: Who ate (killed) all the (his) pies (friends)?"

I just read Timmaghs life story on his webpage. It's boring, but includes lots of death.



See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).

EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:

My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.

EXHIBIT B: My opinion!

Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination

CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.

I would contact the mods and complain about that post, except

A) I wasn't offended
B) I can't be arsed to waste time over you
C) Don't reply saying 'well then why did you bother writing that post?'
D) Because I honestly don't know why I did
G) This is just here to make it look like I have lots of reasons

Tanoy, you are such an insensitive b*****d, it is untrue. I sincerely hope you get banned from this site, you don't belong here. NOW F*** OFF!

What would you do if I insulted you, Daz?

I seriously couldnt give a crap.

Unless you start insulting me.

Uh huh. Do you realise this whole forum hates my guts, and that by talking to me they'll hate you too?


You do? Oh, 'kay then.

nope. surprised i remember that one to be honest. My memory is fading in my old years.

Nice memory.

Do you remember the other time it was used?

Tanoy wrote:
> [Wasn't there a recurring joke on the Simpsons about 'It's my first
> day?'. I remember it being really funny.]

Uh huh. Homer to Mr Burns after he dropped a doughnut in the nuclear reactor.

Very_Metal wrote:

> for someone supposedly studying medicine of all things, he has an
> alarming amount of free time.
> clearly easier to be a doctor than i thought.. which is worrying :)

It's my first day. No, really. Freshers was last week, remember.


[Wasn't there a recurring joke on the Simpsons about 'It's my first day?'. I remember it being really funny.]

cookie monster wrote:
> Lucy-Jane wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
> Jucy-Lane
>
> Ah ha!
>
> Well that original.. :|
>
> Its the sheer simplicity that makes it work, what a difference
> switching 2 letters can make. It doesnt really work with mookie
> conster though.


Stop being nice. All your e-mates are giving you suspicious looks.

"I've got it. Tanoy isn't Bell, or IB. Tanoy is Cookie Munster!" etc